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You heard 'bout the
legend of Jesse James
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And John Henry just
to mention some names
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Well, there's a truck-drivin'
legend in the South today
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A man called Bandit
from Atlanta, GA
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Every gearjammer
knows his name
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They swear he got asphalt a
- runnin' in his veins
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A foot like lead
and nerves like steel
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He's gonna go to
glory rid in' 18 wheels
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Oh, boy
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He left Atlanta back in '63
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Haulin' him a load
up to Tennessee
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He hit Mounteagle
in a drivin' rain
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So hard he couldn't
even see the passin' lane
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Well, he started down the
grade when he lost a gear
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He hit them brakes
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Found he had no air
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The Mounteagle grade
is steep and long
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And everybody that seen it
thought the Bandit was gone
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All gone
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Well, his truck jackknifed
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Turned completely around
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He was comin' down backwards
'bout the speed of sound
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A lot of folks seen
him and they all say
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He had his head out the
window yell in' "Clear the way"
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Well, he got to the
bottom safe and sound
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Everybody asked Bandit
how he made it down
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He said, "Folks, when the
truck picked up too much speed
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"I just run along beside
it and drug my feet"
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Ya heard the legend
of Jesse James
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And John Henry just
to mention some names
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Well, there's a truck-drivin'
legend in the South today
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A man called Bandit
from Atlanta, GA
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Every gearjammer
knows his name
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They swear he's got asphalt a
- runnin' in his veins
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A foot like lead
and nerves like steel
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He's go in' up to
glory rid in' 18 wheels
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Ah, tell me, boy
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Talk to me, guitar
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Hey, Kirk. How ya do in'?
Tod Engels. How are ya?
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This your rig, son?
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Yeah. Open up. Let's
see the manifest.
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Well,
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placin' you under arrest
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for transport in'
alcoholic beverages
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across state lines
without the proper permits.
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And that means,
you dumb cowboy,
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you know truck in' Coors beer
east of Texas is bootleg gin'.
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This here's Georgia, son.
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Well, I. Just a friendly bet.
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These two old boys,
they put me up to it.
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Now, when ya gonna learn?
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Big and Little Enos
Burdette make that same bet
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with every
gearjammer they can.
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I say he ain't gonna
go for your game.
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Son, from what I've heard, the biggest
thing about the Bandit is his ego,
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and I figure that, plus
a lot of my dollars,
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and he'll try
anything, legal or not.
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Well, sir, now, they've put on
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quite a show for us today,
haven't they, friends?
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Yes, sir, you have seen some of the finest
gear jam min' in all of this country.
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'Member, these are the boys
that take the long hauls.
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They really did it today.
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Hoss.
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Where might I find the
Bandit? I ain't seen him.
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Over there behind his
rig. Who wants to see him?
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Who's askin'? I'm askin',
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'cause I'm the guy
payin' him $25 a day
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so all his loyal
fans can look at him.
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Do it.
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I'm buyin' your attraction
for a half an hour.
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Egotistical son of a bitch.
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Any guy that would
paint his truck like this
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would go to a minister's
funeral dressed in feathers.
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See, son? Old legends never
die. They just lose weight.
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Seems like a legend and an out-of-work
bum look a lot alike, Daddy.
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Bandit, me and
my son are here.
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Oh, I love your suits.
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It must be a bitch get tin' a
size 68 extra-fat and a 12 dwarf.
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I came to make a deal.
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What's he get if he wins
this truck rodeo thing?
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If?
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Five thousand dollars, Daddy.
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Chicken-shit money.
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Just what the hell
you want, anyway?
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You to get out of
this dumb-ass rodeo
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and accept a real challenge.
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Now, get tin' to Texarkana and
back in 28 hours, that's no problem.
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It ain't never been
done before, hot shit.
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Watch your language,
little lady.
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The problem is
that Coors beer.
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You take that east
of Texas and that's.
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That's bootleg gin'.
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You know, I believe you're
just a little bit scared.
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That's great psychology.
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Why don't you just say some
thin' bad about my mother?
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Your mama is so
ugly. Now, look, look.
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You make this run for me.
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These Peterbilts here
are worth $80,000.
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That comes to about three grand
an hour if you make it in 28 hours.
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How about that
for a challenge?
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Dad, I don't believe
that that's. Never mind.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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Why do you want
that beer so bad?
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Because he's thirsty, dummy.
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You see, I got a boy runnin'
tomorrow in the Southern Classic,
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and when he wins, I
wanna celebrate in style.
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How much style?
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Well, I got a few
friends and me.
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Four hundred cases.
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Four hundred cases.
- Well?
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Well, let me see your cash.
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Big Enos' word is gold.
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All right, show him the cash.
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Go ahead, Little. Shit.
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Well, let's see. There's 400 cases
of beer. I'll need the cash for that.
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No problem. Go ahead, boy.
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New car. Gotta have a new
car to block for the truck.
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Ok. Go ahead, boy.
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I'd like to kick
his ass just once.
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Speedy car.
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Speedier than that.
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Go ahead.
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Hello, darlin'.
Hi, Uncle Bandit.
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Which one of the house
apes are you? Kate.
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Oh, he's drop pin' them
like flies, isn't he?
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Well, well, well.
Hello, beautiful.
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How about gorgeous?
You can't have him.
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Well, obviously you can.
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What are you tryin' to
do, start another race?
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Hey, look, Bandit.
Look, look, look.
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You got Cledus in jail once.
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Leave us alone.
Hi, Uncle Bandit!
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He ain't your damned
uncle! Hello, Silus.
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One of you damn kids,
get this mutt out of here!
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You always kick me right in
the balls. Damn it, Bandit!
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Look at me!
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I find it hard to
look at you, Waynette.
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Very hard. Especially when you've
got those things in your hair.
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Makes me think you're listening
to a radio station in Savannah.
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You can't go in there
and bother Cledus.
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Hey! This is my home!
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Cledus. No!
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I know in the past I
may have done you wrong.
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Right? Right.
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However, in the
future, Cledus,
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I will never, ever,
do you wrong again.
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Right? Right.
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Yeah. Now, we
have a big chance,
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a big chance to make a
run for some big bucks.
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Eighty thousand of 'em.
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Oh. Really? Mmm-h mm.
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What are we gonna do, kidnap
the Pope or some thin'?
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How'd you guess?
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No. We're just gonna
run over to Texarkana
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and pick up 400
cases of Coors,
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and bring it back in 28 hours.
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Whoa. I got a flash for you.
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That's called bootleg gin',
and that's against the law.
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Well, who gives a turkey
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when the Snowman and the
Bandit are runnin' the booze?
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No one can stop us.
No. Hold it right there.
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There ain't gonna be no more Snowman
and Bandit. You understand that?
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Why?
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Well, because I've got to
go in the morning to Conyers
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and pick up a load
of manure. Shitty job.
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Can I ask you a
question? Sure. Ask me.
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What the hell we wanna go to Texas for
and haul beer back here? What is that?
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For the good old
American life.
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For the money, for the
glory and for the fun.
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Mostly for the money. Know what
we're gonna do when we get the money?
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What? We're gonna
buy a new rig.
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You're crazy. You
know that. Yeah.
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Yes. How much money
did you say it was?
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$80,000.
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$80,000.
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Mmm-h mm.
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Waynette!
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Now, Bo, I'm tell in' ya, Fred
here ain't gonna be no problem.
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Well, I can see he's
gonna be a major asset.
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And besides that, he's
one hellacious watchdog.
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Well, let's get go in'.
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Whoa. Hold it a minute. What?
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I gotta. Can I ask
you a question? Sure.
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Sit right there, Fred.
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You mean to tell me we're gonna
drive from here to Texarkana, Texas,
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and back to here in 28 hours?
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It's only 900 miles
there and 900 miles back.
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Well, for your information, that
ain't never been done, not in no rig.
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That's 'cause you and I
ain't never done it in no rig.
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You gotta stop thinkin'
so negative, son.
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'Course we can make it. We ain't
never not made it yet, have we?
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Well, no. You
see? There you are.
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Yeah. Yeah, I see.
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I see, all right. I
see our asses in a sling
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if we get caught,
that's what I see.
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Hey!
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Well, God Almighty,
would you look at that?
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It's beautiful,
huh? Honey, hush.
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Well, I don't guess
we're gonna be rid in'
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in the truck together
this time, are we?
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Oh, no, son. I'll be drivin'
this one. Blocker. No, son.
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Blocker. You'll be
drivin' the truck.
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This is Bandit One,
and that is Bandit Two.
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Together again.
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Oh, yeah. Like Fred and
Ginger and Lester and Earl.
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That's right. But we got
a problem. What's that?
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You know them Smokeys, they
got them CB s in the car now.
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I know that.
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I haven't worked that out
yet, but I'm thinkin' about it.
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Hey. I got an ideia.
You got an ideia?
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Why don't we do this?
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If I say go to
channel 21, forget it.
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We ain't go in' to
21, we're go in' to 19.
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Twenty-one is 19.
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If I say go to channel
six, forget it. Six?
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We go to three. Go to three.
I go to three. Perfect.
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And if I say go to channel two,
we're gonna go to channel one.
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Two is one.
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That'll confuse everybody.
That'll confuse 'em.
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On the other hand, if we
stayed on the odd channels,
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switched every time and
started in the basement,
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that'd work, too.
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That'd do it,
too, wouldn't it?
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Well, yeah, that'd
work, too, I guess.
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Let's haul ass. Ok.
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Breaker one. Breaker
one. This is the Bandit.
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Is the Snowman out there?
Am I hit tin' ya, son?
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Mercy sakes. You put about
eight and a half on me.
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Blowin' my windows
out. Bring it on.
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I'll be within earshot. You
keep it wound up to around 90.
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Ten-four.
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Hey, Bandit. Me and
Fred's got a question.
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What do you and Fred want?
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How come we do in' this?
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Well, why not?
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Well, they said it
couldn't be done.
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Well, that's the reason, son.
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That's good with
Fred. We're clear.
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Ten-four.
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Westbound and down
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18 wheels a-roll in'
242
00:12:58,479 --> 00:13:01,648
We gonna do what
they say can't be done
243
00:13:01,649 --> 00:13:06,194
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
244
00:13:06,195 --> 00:13:07,278
I'm westbound
245
00:13:07,279 --> 00:13:09,865
Just watch ol' Bandit run
246
00:13:09,949 --> 00:13:11,825
Keep your foot
hard on the pedal
247
00:13:11,826 --> 00:13:14,119
Son, never mind them brakes
248
00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,831
Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
249
00:13:17,832 --> 00:13:19,749
The boys are
thirsty in Atlanta
250
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,709
And there's beer in Texarkana
251
00:13:21,710 --> 00:13:26,068
And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
252
00:13:26,132 --> 00:13:27,842
Westbound and down
253
00:13:27,925 --> 00:13:29,843
18 wheels a-roll in'
254
00:13:29,844 --> 00:13:33,263
We gonna do what
they say can't be done
255
00:13:33,264 --> 00:13:37,725
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
256
00:13:37,726 --> 00:13:38,852
I'm westbound
257
00:13:38,853 --> 00:13:41,564
Just watch ol' Bandit run
258
00:14:04,795 --> 00:14:06,963
Old Smokey's got them ears on
259
00:14:06,964 --> 00:14:08,882
He's hot on your trail
260
00:14:08,883 --> 00:14:12,260
And he ain't gonna
rest 'til you're in jail
261
00:14:12,261 --> 00:14:13,386
So you've got to dodge him
262
00:14:13,387 --> 00:14:14,596
You've got to duck him
263
00:14:14,597 --> 00:14:16,556
You've got to keep
that diesel truck in'
264
00:14:16,557 --> 00:14:19,893
Just put that hammer
down and give it hell
265
00:14:19,894 --> 00:14:22,897
Well, hello there, Smokey.
266
00:14:28,527 --> 00:14:30,185
Westbound and down
267
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:32,207
18 wheels a-roll in'
268
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:35,408
We gonna do what
they say can't be done
269
00:14:35,409 --> 00:14:40,163
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
270
00:14:40,164 --> 00:14:41,331
I'm westbound
271
00:14:41,332 --> 00:14:43,667
Just watch ol' Bandit run
272
00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:45,919
Keep your foot
hard on the pedal
273
00:14:45,920 --> 00:14:47,879
Son, never mind them brakes
274
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:51,549
Let it all hang out
'cause we got a run to make
275
00:14:51,550 --> 00:14:53,593
The boys are
thirsty in Atlanta
276
00:14:53,594 --> 00:14:55,845
And there's beer in Texarkana
277
00:14:55,846 --> 00:15:00,016
And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
278
00:15:00,017 --> 00:15:01,810
Westbound and down
279
00:15:01,894 --> 00:15:04,063
18 wheels a-roll in'
280
00:15:04,146 --> 00:15:07,106
We gonna do what
they say can't be done
281
00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:11,569
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
282
00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:12,612
I'm westbound
283
00:15:12,613 --> 00:15:15,074
Just watch ol' Bandit run
284
00:15:21,872 --> 00:15:24,958
Fred, I hope me and you
ain't let tin' Bandit
285
00:15:24,959 --> 00:15:27,961
talk us into some thin'
we gonna be sorry for, son.
286
00:15:27,962 --> 00:15:31,966
'Cause he's about as
crazy as you are ugly.
287
00:15:46,939 --> 00:15:48,732
Westbound and down
288
00:15:48,816 --> 00:15:50,818
18 wheels a-roll in'
289
00:15:50,901 --> 00:15:54,112
We gonna do what
they say can't be done
290
00:15:54,113 --> 00:15:58,491
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
291
00:15:58,492 --> 00:15:59,534
I'm westbound
292
00:15:59,535 --> 00:16:02,329
Just watch ol' Bandit run
293
00:16:33,861 --> 00:16:35,028
Big town, ain't it?
294
00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:36,863
I wonder what they do
around here for excitement.
295
00:16:36,864 --> 00:16:40,366
They probably sit around
and watch the cars rust.
296
00:16:40,367 --> 00:16:42,827
Damn it, it's locked. We're
about an hour ahead of schedule.
297
00:16:42,828 --> 00:16:46,964
Well, let's keep it
that way, huh? All right.
298
00:16:56,425 --> 00:16:58,218
Hey, wanna beer?
299
00:16:58,761 --> 00:17:00,095
Well, son!
300
00:17:00,179 --> 00:17:01,549
Redneck heaven.
301
00:17:01,764 --> 00:17:03,264
How we gonna load all
this stuff, though?
302
00:17:03,265 --> 00:17:04,641
I'll load it with this.
303
00:17:04,642 --> 00:17:06,059
You can't drive a forklift.
304
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:08,561
I can drive any
forkin' thing around.
305
00:17:08,562 --> 00:17:10,438
Will you get serious?
Can you drive this thing?
306
00:17:10,439 --> 00:17:11,522
I am serious.
307
00:17:11,523 --> 00:17:13,399
Crank it up. Now back
it up. Oh, shut up.
308
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,943
I said Whoa! I said back
it up, not raise it up!
309
00:17:15,944 --> 00:17:19,405
I am back in' up, ya big dumbbell!
All right. Just You relax.
310
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:22,546
Hold it! The beer!
Watch the beer!
311
00:17:25,913 --> 00:17:28,623
You all right? Very
funny! Very funny!
312
00:17:28,624 --> 00:17:30,500
I thought it was funny.
313
00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:34,629
Hey, we really ought to pay somebody
for that mess we made in there.
314
00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:37,674
All right, have you. I
got that all worked out.
315
00:17:37,675 --> 00:17:39,008
You just leave a note.
316
00:17:39,009 --> 00:17:43,697
Tell the folks to send the
bill to Big Enos Burdette.
317
00:17:45,891 --> 00:17:50,062
"Send bill to
318
00:17:50,521 --> 00:17:55,943
"Big Enos Burdette."
319
00:17:56,026 --> 00:17:58,362
"Burdette. B..."
320
00:17:58,946 --> 00:18:01,407
B- R B-
U-R B.
321
00:18:01,782 --> 00:18:03,620
Hell, I got to go.
322
00:18:07,121 --> 00:18:11,233
Hey, Spider-Man, are
you out there? Come back.
323
00:18:11,709 --> 00:18:13,085
Snowman!
324
00:18:13,335 --> 00:18:15,461
How we do in',
son? Come on back.
325
00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:19,268
Hang on just a minute,
and I'll tell ya.
326
00:18:20,759 --> 00:18:24,053
Looks like we're about 28 minutes
ahead of schedule. Come back.
327
00:18:24,054 --> 00:18:25,722
I hate to say I told you so.
328
00:18:25,723 --> 00:18:27,724
Don't lose your head, son.
329
00:18:27,725 --> 00:18:29,600
We still got a lot
of boogeyin' to do.
330
00:18:29,601 --> 00:18:31,394
Put the pedal to the metal.
331
00:18:31,395 --> 00:18:32,770
I'm ten-ten on the side.
332
00:18:32,771 --> 00:18:34,313
For sure, for sure.
333
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:39,026
Me and Fred, we got your
back door, ain't we, Fred?
334
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:49,370
Sorry. I don't
want to get married.
335
00:18:49,371 --> 00:18:52,223
Terrific. That
makes two of us.
336
00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:54,668
Will you unzip me? Sure.
337
00:18:57,838 --> 00:19:00,690
Does this thing
move? Oh, yeah.
338
00:19:38,879 --> 00:19:42,298
Where are we going? No,
don't tell me. Let me guess.
339
00:19:42,299 --> 00:19:45,176
We are a bride in
search of a wedding.
340
00:19:45,177 --> 00:19:46,637
No. No?
341
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:50,436
There is a wedding
in search of a bride.
342
00:19:50,849 --> 00:19:52,391
Let me put it another way.
343
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:56,270
Think of it as a wedding
posse in search of a bride.
344
00:19:56,271 --> 00:19:58,899
You understand that, cowboy?
345
00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:01,026
Yeah.
346
00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:04,014
What are ya do in'?
347
00:20:05,989 --> 00:20:08,199
These are my shoes. Oh, yeah.
348
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,854
And these are my legs. Yeah.
349
00:20:11,161 --> 00:20:13,246
What're you gonna
do with them?
350
00:20:13,247 --> 00:20:15,901
With the shoes, or the legs?
351
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:20,002
Last time I saw legs like that,
they had a message tied to 'em.
352
00:20:20,003 --> 00:20:23,714
What do you mean? These
are great little legs.
353
00:20:23,715 --> 00:20:25,529
I'm a professional.
354
00:20:26,093 --> 00:20:30,721
Well, in that case, you
shouldn't be dressed in white.
355
00:20:30,722 --> 00:20:32,558
Dancer. Oh.
356
00:20:35,352 --> 00:20:38,048
Well, cowboys love fat calves.
357
00:20:39,398 --> 00:20:41,316
They're not fat.
358
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,860
Well, they're
bigger than mine.
359
00:20:43,861 --> 00:20:45,611
Do we really wanna
talk about legs?
360
00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:48,239
One of us does, otherwise
we wouldn't have gone.
361
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:49,491
Smart ass.
362
00:20:51,243 --> 00:20:53,119
What're we do in' now?
363
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,746
Well, I am getting
my clothes, you fool.
364
00:20:57,916 --> 00:21:03,930
That's a good ideia. Why don't you
slip into some thin' comfortable?
365
00:21:04,089 --> 00:21:05,882
Are we really going 110?
366
00:21:05,883 --> 00:21:07,801
We're going 110.
367
00:21:07,926 --> 00:21:09,635
Why do you wear
that cowboy hat?
368
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:13,306
I know. Because you think
it looks dazzling on you.
369
00:21:13,307 --> 00:21:15,558
I had no ideia when I
bought this wedding dress
370
00:21:15,559 --> 00:21:19,233
it was gonna be so
hard to get out of.
371
00:22:05,609 --> 00:22:08,881
Hold up on that
car wash, gentlemen.
372
00:22:11,281 --> 00:22:13,116
Come here, son.
373
00:22:16,161 --> 00:22:17,663
Whoops.
374
00:22:20,082 --> 00:22:23,198
You look tired,
boy. Rest yourself.
375
00:22:25,921 --> 00:22:28,905
You punks look
tuckered out, too.
376
00:22:35,347 --> 00:22:37,933
That's an attention-getter.
377
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,352
Now, a lady in
a wed din' gown.
378
00:22:41,353 --> 00:22:42,354
Yes, sir.
379
00:22:43,939 --> 00:22:45,064
Get in a car?
380
00:22:45,065 --> 00:22:46,066
Yes, sir.
381
00:22:46,733 --> 00:22:47,942
See who was drivin'?
382
00:22:47,943 --> 00:22:49,236
No, sir.
383
00:22:52,531 --> 00:22:53,781
License plate?
384
00:22:53,782 --> 00:22:56,118
Yes, sir. Georgia plates.
385
00:22:56,994 --> 00:22:58,996
"BAN-ONE."
386
00:22:59,079 --> 00:23:02,916
B- A-N
dash O-N-E.
387
00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:07,878
All right, now, you boys just
stay here and watch the car.
388
00:23:07,879 --> 00:23:11,424
There might be some vandals
around who wanna steal some thin',
389
00:23:11,425 --> 00:23:14,719
so you boys just stay here
and keep your hands on the car
390
00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:17,770
until one of my
associates arrive.
391
00:23:18,598 --> 00:23:23,353
And don't go home,
don't go to eat,
392
00:23:23,437 --> 00:23:25,354
and don't play with yourself.
393
00:23:25,355 --> 00:23:28,717
It wouldn't look
nice on my highway.
394
00:23:30,027 --> 00:23:34,281
Oh, you can think about
it, but don't do it.
395
00:23:49,921 --> 00:23:52,965
Hey, man, he He's gone.
Let's Let's get out of here.
396
00:23:52,966 --> 00:23:57,744
Shit. You do what you want.
I'm stay in' right here.
397
00:24:01,683 --> 00:24:04,477
Twenty-eight years old and.
Oh, goodness, what's this?
398
00:24:04,478 --> 00:24:08,856
I'll just tuck it right in. I was down
here dancing in a home appliance show.
399
00:24:08,857 --> 00:24:11,150
I danced around
three trash mashers.
400
00:24:11,151 --> 00:24:12,568
Talk to me, my boy.
401
00:24:12,569 --> 00:24:14,111
I had this costume
that lit up.
402
00:24:14,112 --> 00:24:16,697
I only short-circuited once.
Howdy there, good buddy.
403
00:24:16,698 --> 00:24:18,657
Where did you get
that seat cover, son?
404
00:24:18,658 --> 00:24:20,534
No, this ain't no seat cover.
405
00:24:20,535 --> 00:24:22,286
So I was standing out
in the parking lot.
406
00:24:22,287 --> 00:24:23,829
I'm sitting beside
Lawrence of Arabia.
407
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:24,955
in my costume with the lights
408
00:24:24,956 --> 00:24:27,958
and I met this guy.
These can't be my pants.
409
00:24:27,959 --> 00:24:31,337
God, he was good looking,
and he had this hat on.
410
00:24:31,338 --> 00:24:32,546
Funny, ain't she? He was tall,
411
00:24:32,547 --> 00:24:34,507
and I don't know, I think he
was from Texas or something,
412
00:24:34,508 --> 00:24:41,514
and I thought, "I don't know, why don't
you marry the guy? What else have you..."
413
00:24:41,515 --> 00:24:44,058
Nobody walks out on a
pretty wed din' I set up.
414
00:24:44,059 --> 00:24:45,060
Right.
415
00:24:45,143 --> 00:24:47,937
I'm gonna get that girl
and set everything straight.
416
00:24:47,938 --> 00:24:53,110
She insulted my town.
She insulted my son.
417
00:24:55,529 --> 00:24:57,238
Look, what if we. Shut up.
418
00:24:57,239 --> 00:25:00,951
She insulted my
authority. Yeah.
419
00:25:01,034 --> 00:25:06,670
And that's no thin' but pure and
simple, old-fashioned communism.
420
00:25:06,832 --> 00:25:10,626
Happens every time one of those
dancers starts poontangin' around
421
00:25:10,627 --> 00:25:12,545
with those show-folk fags.
422
00:25:12,546 --> 00:25:14,713
I mean, I was halfway
down the aisle,
423
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:16,882
and I said to myself, "Jesus
Christ, what are you doing?
424
00:25:16,883 --> 00:25:18,551
"His mother doesn't
even have any teeth!"
425
00:25:18,552 --> 00:25:21,679
I jumped in this car, and it
blew up on the side of the road.
426
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:25,349
Then I ended up in this goddamn
airplane. What do you do?
427
00:25:25,350 --> 00:25:27,144
I don't remember.
428
00:25:28,186 --> 00:25:30,378
Oh, are we on the air?
429
00:25:30,397 --> 00:25:32,399
Sort of. Yeah.
430
00:25:34,192 --> 00:25:37,946
You think I'm nuts, don't you?
431
00:25:38,029 --> 00:25:40,739
No, I don't think
you're crazy.
432
00:25:40,740 --> 00:25:43,117
I picked up three
brides yesterday.
433
00:25:43,118 --> 00:25:45,662
Just like you, very subdued.
434
00:25:45,745 --> 00:25:49,206
Hey, what. What's
go in' on up there?
435
00:25:49,207 --> 00:25:51,549
Come back, Bandit. Bandit?
436
00:25:51,751 --> 00:25:54,753
Is that your name
or your profession?
437
00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:58,206
That's my handle.
Bo's my real name.
438
00:25:58,258 --> 00:26:00,624
What's your name? Carrie.
439
00:26:00,969 --> 00:26:04,598
Hey, is she wearing
a wedding dress?
440
00:26:07,726 --> 00:26:09,019
She was.
441
00:26:09,102 --> 00:26:12,398
What's she wear
in' now? Come back.
442
00:26:12,522 --> 00:26:15,441
Hey, you got peanut butter
or some thin' in your ears?
443
00:26:15,442 --> 00:26:19,446
Tell me what that
woman's got on! Her mind?
444
00:26:20,906 --> 00:26:22,115
Ten-four.
445
00:26:22,199 --> 00:26:26,203
No coozie's gonna
leave me in no church.
446
00:26:26,286 --> 00:26:30,206
Decoratin' up a whole
town at a cost of $40.
447
00:26:30,207 --> 00:26:31,374
Right.
448
00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:36,922
I can see her now,
449
00:26:37,005 --> 00:26:39,799
runnin' back up that aisle.
450
00:26:39,966 --> 00:26:43,460
No, she was dancin'
back up the aisle.
451
00:26:43,470 --> 00:26:46,847
Her knockers bouncin'
all over the joint.
452
00:26:46,848 --> 00:26:48,892
Let go of that wheel.
453
00:26:50,727 --> 00:26:53,579
Why, her ass was
wigglin', too.
454
00:26:57,442 --> 00:27:01,578
Why so fast? You late
for a big bowling date?
455
00:27:02,113 --> 00:27:03,323
Cute.
456
00:27:06,326 --> 00:27:08,744
So, tell me about yourself.
457
00:27:08,745 --> 00:27:11,497
What do you wanna
know, my sign?
458
00:27:11,498 --> 00:27:14,416
No, I mean, what do you
do besides drive fast?
459
00:27:14,417 --> 00:27:16,962
Have fun. Is this fun?
460
00:27:18,463 --> 00:27:21,382
Drivin'? Oh, driving,
talking to me.
461
00:27:21,383 --> 00:27:24,235
Well, they're
both a challenge.
462
00:27:25,804 --> 00:27:27,805
You've got a great profile.
463
00:27:27,806 --> 00:27:31,267
Yeah, I do, don't I?
Especially from the side.
464
00:27:31,268 --> 00:27:33,852
Well, at least we finally
agree on something.
465
00:27:33,853 --> 00:27:37,357
Yeah. We both
like half my face.
466
00:27:43,405 --> 00:27:48,117
Hey, would a cop taking a leak on
the side of the road interest you?
467
00:27:48,118 --> 00:27:49,512
Yes, it would.
468
00:27:50,704 --> 00:27:52,871
He's taking a ten-100.
469
00:27:52,872 --> 00:27:56,810
Well, at least it's
better than a ten-200.
470
00:28:00,714 --> 00:28:03,091
Smokey. Smokey.
471
00:28:28,450 --> 00:28:31,614
Is this fun? I
forgot to tell ya.
472
00:28:32,579 --> 00:28:37,111
I'm runnin' blocker for
400 cases of illegal Coors.
473
00:28:52,349 --> 00:28:54,017
Holy shit!
474
00:28:56,144 --> 00:28:58,180
I don't believe this.
475
00:28:58,438 --> 00:29:00,522
Funny, I don't
remember that turn.
476
00:29:00,523 --> 00:29:02,274
Bandit, where in
the hell are you?
477
00:29:02,275 --> 00:29:04,860
I'll be back on the
highway in a second.
478
00:29:04,861 --> 00:29:09,195
All right, good buddy.
I'll keep my eyes peeled.
479
00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:24,797
Them things are fabulous.
I think I just went ten-100.
480
00:29:24,798 --> 00:29:28,868
Well, it's better than
ten-200. That's true.
481
00:29:36,434 --> 00:29:40,312
Well, the more wheels I
got the better I like it
482
00:29:40,313 --> 00:29:42,981
I'm a rowdy
truck-driving mother
483
00:29:42,982 --> 00:29:45,852
Boogity, boogity,
boogity, boogity
484
00:29:49,030 --> 00:29:50,614
Snowman, you got your ears on?
485
00:29:50,615 --> 00:29:52,491
You lucky devil, you got him.
486
00:29:52,492 --> 00:29:53,826
Where the hell are you?
487
00:29:53,827 --> 00:29:55,828
I'm on a two-lane blacktop.
488
00:29:55,829 --> 00:29:58,164
Highway marker number 71.
489
00:29:59,499 --> 00:30:01,583
How's our time do in'?
490
00:30:01,584 --> 00:30:03,794
Oh, how are we do in' on time?
491
00:30:03,795 --> 00:30:06,922
Doin' about 25 minutes
ahead of schedule. Come back.
492
00:30:06,923 --> 00:30:08,173
What's your 20?
493
00:30:08,174 --> 00:30:11,301
I'm about four miles
ahead of you, turkey.
494
00:30:11,302 --> 00:30:12,679
Not for long.
495
00:30:13,012 --> 00:30:15,774
Breaker, breaker
to the Bandit.
496
00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:18,684
Come on back, breaker.
497
00:30:18,685 --> 00:30:22,521
Bandit, I've got a Smokey
report for you. Come on.
498
00:30:22,522 --> 00:30:26,483
Well, talk to me, good buddy.
You've got trouble comin'.
499
00:30:26,484 --> 00:30:29,903
Well, what's your handle,
son, and what's your 20?
500
00:30:29,904 --> 00:30:32,198
My handle's Smokey Bear,
501
00:30:32,282 --> 00:30:36,327
and I'm tail-grab bin'
your ass right now.
502
00:30:38,413 --> 00:30:40,330
God damn. That's
a Texas mo untie.
503
00:30:40,331 --> 00:30:41,623
What the hell's he
do in' in Arkansas?
504
00:30:41,624 --> 00:30:43,042
I don't know.
505
00:30:43,543 --> 00:30:47,379
Well, let's just see what
he's got under the hood.
506
00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:49,007
Bye-bye, baby
507
00:31:02,604 --> 00:31:04,230
You smoke much?
508
00:31:05,190 --> 00:31:06,650
I just started.
509
00:31:10,987 --> 00:31:12,988
Cledus, you got
your ears on, son?
510
00:31:12,989 --> 00:31:15,407
Oh, bring it on,
you lucky devil.
511
00:31:15,408 --> 00:31:17,784
Comin' around you.
Over. Look, be careful.
512
00:31:17,785 --> 00:31:19,453
You're gonna have to
make your own lane, buddy,
513
00:31:19,454 --> 00:31:21,747
'cause you definitely
got oncoming traffic.
514
00:31:21,748 --> 00:31:23,826
Be careful. Be careful.
515
00:31:30,423 --> 00:31:33,092
Oh, my. Oh, my God!
516
00:31:33,426 --> 00:31:35,093
I'm about to be
killed in this.
517
00:31:35,094 --> 00:31:40,934
In this moving CB radio show,
and I. I don't even have a handle!
518
00:31:41,392 --> 00:31:44,853
You want a handle? Ok, I'll think
one up for ya, just a minute.
519
00:31:44,854 --> 00:31:48,528
Let's see. Oh, I
got one for ya. What?
520
00:31:51,110 --> 00:31:53,632
Just give me a minute here.
521
00:31:54,948 --> 00:31:57,824
He done good, didn't he, Fred?
522
00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:03,623
What?
523
00:32:03,915 --> 00:32:05,166
Frog.
524
00:32:06,793 --> 00:32:10,170
Why? 'Cause you're
always hop pin' around,
525
00:32:10,171 --> 00:32:12,965
and you're kinda
cute like a frog,
526
00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:15,380
and I'd like to jump ya.
527
00:32:18,179 --> 00:32:20,014
Nobody,
528
00:32:20,098 --> 00:32:23,392
nobody makes Sheriff
Buford T. Justice
529
00:32:23,393 --> 00:32:25,602
look like a possum's pecker.
530
00:32:25,603 --> 00:32:28,389
'Cept for that. Shut your ass.
531
00:32:32,777 --> 00:32:34,861
Break for that Bandit One.
Break for that Bandit One.
532
00:32:34,862 --> 00:32:36,822
Yeah, Snowman. Come on back.
533
00:32:36,823 --> 00:32:39,157
That was a Texas bubble gum
machine on your back door.
534
00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:41,656
A Texas bubble gum machine?
535
00:32:41,661 --> 00:32:43,277
Yeah, I saw him.
536
00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:57,175
Hoss, you ain't
gonna believe this,
537
00:32:57,176 --> 00:32:59,970
but that crazy sombitch just tried
to drive right up under my truck.
538
00:32:59,971 --> 00:33:02,889
What's a Texas county mo
untie doing in Arkansas?
539
00:33:02,890 --> 00:33:05,658
I don't know. I don't know.
540
00:33:06,019 --> 00:33:07,645
I don't know.
541
00:33:08,271 --> 00:33:12,473
Well, who the hell knows?
I really don't know.
542
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:17,104
What we're deal in' with here
543
00:33:17,155 --> 00:33:21,075
is a complete lack of
respect for the law.
544
00:33:21,701 --> 00:33:25,622
This is Sheriff
Buford T. Justice.
545
00:33:25,705 --> 00:33:29,091
I'm in pursuit of
a black Trans Am.
546
00:33:29,292 --> 00:33:33,713
He's all mine, so
stay out of the way.
547
00:33:42,305 --> 00:33:45,807
This is Sheriff George Branford
of Deeson County, Arkansas.
548
00:33:45,808 --> 00:33:49,227
We are apprised of the situation
and are taking appropriate measures.
549
00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:51,605
Did you say you are a sheriff?
550
00:33:51,606 --> 00:33:54,108
That's a big ten-four!
551
00:33:54,192 --> 00:33:58,279
This is Sheriff Buford
T. Justice of Texas!
552
00:33:58,363 --> 00:34:02,074
Texas? You know, of course, that
you're out of your jurisdiction.
553
00:34:02,075 --> 00:34:05,035
I suggest that you let my
department handle the situation.
554
00:34:05,036 --> 00:34:09,623
That's very comfort in', but
I'm in a high-speed pursuit.
555
00:34:09,624 --> 00:34:11,166
Don't you hear good?
556
00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:12,542
I hear perfectly.
557
00:34:12,543 --> 00:34:15,587
The fact that you are a sheriff
is not germane to the situation.
558
00:34:15,588 --> 00:34:19,257
The goddamn Germans got
no thin' to do with it!
559
00:34:19,258 --> 00:34:21,760
What'd he say? Shut
up! One shit at a time!
560
00:34:21,761 --> 00:34:22,801
All right.
561
00:34:27,767 --> 00:34:30,728
What do ya see? We lost him.
562
00:34:40,571 --> 00:34:43,365
This is Sheriff Buford
T. Justice again.
563
00:34:43,366 --> 00:34:46,993
I lost that Trans Am.
Set up a roadblock.
564
00:34:46,994 --> 00:34:50,122
Good ideia. What
the hell you know?
565
00:34:50,123 --> 00:34:55,183
I believe we have the situation
well under control, Sheriff.
566
00:34:57,463 --> 00:34:59,589
Breaker, breaker. This is
breaker look in' for the Bandit.
567
00:34:59,590 --> 00:35:01,216
Come on. You out there, son?
568
00:35:01,217 --> 00:35:03,301
You got the Bandit.
Come on back.
569
00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:05,137
My handle's
Silver-Tongued Devil,
570
00:35:05,138 --> 00:35:07,139
and I'm here to tell
you your fellow CBers are
571
00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:08,640
mighty proud of you
out there. Come on.
572
00:35:08,641 --> 00:35:11,101
Well, thank ya,
son. I appreciate it.
573
00:35:11,102 --> 00:35:14,146
Tell me, you comin' up on
Fayetteville and Interstate 82?
574
00:35:14,147 --> 00:35:16,148
We're almost on top of it.
575
00:35:16,149 --> 00:35:19,025
Well, then I got a big, bad
bear story for you out there.
576
00:35:19,026 --> 00:35:21,778
I just rolled past a county
mo untie roadblock down there.
577
00:35:21,779 --> 00:35:24,631
You are a
silver-tongued devil.
578
00:35:24,949 --> 00:35:26,908
That's a big
ten-four, good buddy.
579
00:35:26,909 --> 00:35:32,080
Well, you keep your wheels spinnin'
and the beavers grinnin', then. I'm out.
580
00:35:32,081 --> 00:35:34,225
Why, thank you, Officer.
581
00:35:34,709 --> 00:35:37,253
Classy guy. Classy guy.
582
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,987
Did you see that? They went
right through our roadblock.
583
00:36:03,988 --> 00:36:07,656
You sombitches couldn't
close an umbrella.
584
00:36:36,729 --> 00:36:38,355
You know some
thin', Sheriff? What?
585
00:36:38,356 --> 00:36:41,441
If J.W. don't get out of
my way, I'm gonna pass him.
586
00:36:41,442 --> 00:36:43,322
Where? In the woods?
587
00:36:44,028 --> 00:36:46,238
Listen, I don't care if
your daddy is the mayor.
588
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:49,241
You wreck this car, it's
gonna come out of your pay.
589
00:36:49,242 --> 00:36:51,117
Yeah, but, Sheriff,
he's get tin' away.
590
00:36:51,118 --> 00:36:53,119
Son, he's not go in' anywhere.
591
00:36:53,120 --> 00:36:58,534
The Mulberry Bridge has been
dismantled for the past six months.
592
00:37:02,755 --> 00:37:04,371
That's not good.
593
00:37:10,179 --> 00:37:13,265
It would be better
with a whole bridge.
594
00:37:13,266 --> 00:37:15,268
And that's worse.
595
00:37:19,188 --> 00:37:22,065
Why don't you just drop me
off here? I'll catch a cab.
596
00:37:22,066 --> 00:37:23,526
Too late now.
597
00:37:35,538 --> 00:37:37,664
We did it! We did it!
598
00:37:48,426 --> 00:37:51,434
See? I didn't
wreck it, Sheriff.
599
00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:56,600
We jumped over that
bridge! We did that!
600
00:37:56,601 --> 00:37:58,476
Did you see what
we did? Yes, I did.
601
00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:00,186
I wanna jump something else!
602
00:38:00,187 --> 00:38:02,856
I wanna jump a house!
I wanna jump something!
603
00:38:02,857 --> 00:38:04,483
Well, jump me.
604
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,905
Honest to God, it wasn't my
fault, Sheriff! I stopped!
605
00:38:09,906 --> 00:38:11,824
Yeah, right.
606
00:38:12,074 --> 00:38:15,411
Hey, boy, where's
Sheriff Branford?
607
00:38:16,662 --> 00:38:19,665
I am Sheriff Branford.
608
00:38:20,875 --> 00:38:22,835
Oh. Hey.
609
00:38:23,377 --> 00:38:25,587
For some reason or another,
610
00:38:25,588 --> 00:38:28,926
you sounded a little
taller on radio.
611
00:38:34,972 --> 00:38:38,601
What the hell is
the world comin' to?
612
00:38:47,318 --> 00:38:50,528
That sounds good to me, Tower of
Power. Hey, listen, good buddy.
613
00:38:50,529 --> 00:38:52,280
What channel we on?
614
00:38:52,281 --> 00:38:54,783
What? What channel are we on?
615
00:38:54,784 --> 00:38:56,702
Eleven.
616
00:38:58,371 --> 00:39:00,163
Snowman, are you
out there, son?
617
00:39:00,164 --> 00:39:02,415
I'm up here do in' what
I'm supposed to be do in'.
618
00:39:02,416 --> 00:39:04,709
What are y'all doing back
there, he'n' and she'n'?
619
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:07,629
Come back. Oh, we were
play in' a little bridge.
620
00:39:07,630 --> 00:39:09,534
How we been do in'?
621
00:39:09,548 --> 00:39:11,216
We lo sin' minutes, son.
622
00:39:11,217 --> 00:39:14,803
We lo sin' minutes. If you don't get
up here and run me some interference,
623
00:39:14,804 --> 00:39:18,264
me and you ain't never
gonna make it. Come back.
624
00:39:18,265 --> 00:39:21,226
I'm gonna drop the little
dolly off at a choke-and-puke,
625
00:39:21,227 --> 00:39:23,395
and then I'm gonna get
right back on the job.
626
00:39:23,396 --> 00:39:26,564
All right. Ten-four
on that choke-and-puke.
627
00:39:26,565 --> 00:39:29,567
Oh, by the way,
Bandit. Yeah, guy.
628
00:39:29,568 --> 00:39:31,778
How 'bout bring in' me a
hamburger for Fred here?
629
00:39:31,779 --> 00:39:33,196
I'm beginnin' to
worry about him.
630
00:39:33,197 --> 00:39:36,783
He's look in' a little thin
in the skin. You got 'em.
631
00:39:36,784 --> 00:39:39,636
Choke-and-puke.
Choke-and-puke.
632
00:39:39,996 --> 00:39:43,290
That's where I'll
get off. Right.
633
00:39:46,919 --> 00:39:49,671
You know, you ought to give up
smokin'. That's bad for your health.
634
00:39:49,672 --> 00:39:51,930
But I enjoy it so much.
635
00:40:09,358 --> 00:40:13,272
I guess you can get
your ticket over there.
636
00:40:14,071 --> 00:40:16,569
You got enough money? Yeah.
637
00:40:16,574 --> 00:40:19,117
I have enough
to get to Jersey,
638
00:40:19,118 --> 00:40:21,508
walk the rest of the way.
639
00:40:22,413 --> 00:40:24,123
Hey, thanks.
640
00:40:26,375 --> 00:40:28,919
It was no thin'.
641
00:40:29,003 --> 00:40:31,525
I'll see you around. Yeah.
642
00:40:34,967 --> 00:40:36,635
Frog?
643
00:40:39,972 --> 00:40:42,140
You gonna be all right?
644
00:40:46,771 --> 00:40:48,230
Yeah.
645
00:40:49,398 --> 00:40:51,434
I'm always all right.
646
00:41:03,079 --> 00:41:05,622
Can I have a couple of cheeseburgers
to go and a glass of iced tea?
647
00:41:05,623 --> 00:41:07,458
Yeah, ok.
648
00:41:15,883 --> 00:41:18,363
How much I owe ya, ma'am?
649
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:21,304
Dollar and a half. There
you are. Keep the change.
650
00:41:21,305 --> 00:41:25,837
Just keep your eye out for
that Mr. Bandit bastard!
651
00:41:27,937 --> 00:41:30,980
Let me have a diablo
sandwich, a Dr. Pepper.
652
00:41:30,981 --> 00:41:34,317
Make it fast. I'm
in a goddamn hurry.
653
00:41:34,318 --> 00:41:36,945
You want some thin'?
Hush puppies, Daddy.
654
00:41:36,946 --> 00:41:39,907
We got no time for that crap!
655
00:41:40,616 --> 00:41:42,785
Dumb sombitch!
656
00:41:43,452 --> 00:41:46,790
Diablo and Doc.
Thank you, nice lady.
657
00:41:47,164 --> 00:41:49,332
You must be in a hell
of a hurry, huh, Sheriff?
658
00:41:49,333 --> 00:41:51,543
You bet your ass on that, boy.
659
00:41:51,544 --> 00:41:53,878
Oh, you got a little
mess there. Let me.
660
00:41:53,879 --> 00:41:56,381
Let me help you out here,
get that off of there. That's.
661
00:41:56,382 --> 00:41:58,658
Yeah, yeah. Much obliged.
662
00:41:59,969 --> 00:42:03,012
Who ya chasin'?
Somebody chasin' you?
663
00:42:03,013 --> 00:42:05,091
Nobody chasin' me, boy.
664
00:42:05,099 --> 00:42:10,728
I been chasin' a goddamn maniac
all the way from Texarkana, Texas.
665
00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:13,869
Really? What is
he, a bank robber?
666
00:42:13,899 --> 00:42:16,277
Bank robber? Right.
667
00:42:16,652 --> 00:42:21,030
Bank rob bin' is baby shit alongside
of what this dude is do in'.
668
00:42:21,031 --> 00:42:22,825
Yeah?
669
00:42:22,908 --> 00:42:25,285
Almost killed 20 law officers.
670
00:42:25,286 --> 00:42:29,289
Drivin' through people's back
yards, knock in' down mailboxes.
671
00:42:29,290 --> 00:42:30,915
He's got a broad in the car,
672
00:42:30,916 --> 00:42:32,917
took her across
the state line.
673
00:42:32,918 --> 00:42:35,254
That's the Mann Act.
674
00:42:35,337 --> 00:42:38,965
I don't think he's got her
permission, and that's kidnapping.
675
00:42:38,966 --> 00:42:41,844
How's that for hijinks? Yeah.
676
00:42:44,054 --> 00:42:46,264
What I owe? Oh, let me
pay for it. Let me pay.
677
00:42:46,265 --> 00:42:48,391
Oh, no. No, no. You're
an officer of the law.
678
00:42:48,392 --> 00:42:50,268
I'd I'd be honored.
Much obliged.
679
00:42:50,269 --> 00:42:51,936
Where's the can? I
gotta take a squirt.
680
00:42:51,937 --> 00:42:55,695
Oh, right back there.
Just used it myself.
681
00:42:59,278 --> 00:43:02,697
Hey! Hey! What are
you do in' in my car?
682
00:43:02,698 --> 00:43:05,796
You're go in'
the wrong way! Oh.
683
00:43:05,868 --> 00:43:07,869
Hang on! What the
hell are ya do in'?
684
00:43:07,870 --> 00:43:11,850
Sheriff Justice is in
there! I know! I know!
685
00:43:18,964 --> 00:43:22,080
Thank you, nice lady.
- Sure thing.
686
00:43:26,805 --> 00:43:28,641
Yoo-hoo! Sheriff!
687
00:43:33,979 --> 00:43:35,814
Oh, boy.
688
00:43:37,816 --> 00:43:39,652
Nice ass.
689
00:43:47,910 --> 00:43:50,328
The truth is, I didn't want to
be dumped at any old truck stop.
690
00:43:50,329 --> 00:43:53,373
I wanted to stay with you,
and I needed an excuse.
691
00:43:53,374 --> 00:43:55,917
Well, why didn't ya ask?
Well, you might've said no,
692
00:43:55,918 --> 00:43:59,742
and I have a hard time
handling rejections.
693
00:44:42,214 --> 00:44:44,925
We're gain in' on 'em.
694
00:44:45,009 --> 00:44:47,927
I think it'd be a good ideia
if we changed places, don't you?
695
00:44:47,928 --> 00:44:50,722
Yeah. You be a passenger
for a while now.
696
00:44:50,723 --> 00:44:52,890
Yeah. Up. Up. I'll
just kinda slide right.
697
00:44:52,891 --> 00:44:56,227
Oh, you got my hair!
Sorry. Slide right under.
698
00:44:56,228 --> 00:44:59,105
I don't know. Wait. Wait.
Wait! I got it. I got it!
699
00:44:59,106 --> 00:45:00,565
Wait a minute! Wait a minute!
700
00:45:00,566 --> 00:45:02,817
Hold it! Stuck here.
Ok. Wait! Wait, wait!
701
00:45:02,818 --> 00:45:04,402
This is not work in'.
I got my foot on the.
702
00:45:04,403 --> 00:45:09,847
Come on! It's not God damn
it! I saw them do it in movies.
703
00:45:17,499 --> 00:45:18,695
Oh, my God!
704
00:45:20,627 --> 00:45:25,273
Duck, or you're gonna be
talk in' out of your ass!
705
00:45:31,597 --> 00:45:33,723
Daddy, the top came off.
706
00:45:33,724 --> 00:45:35,267
No shit.
707
00:45:43,776 --> 00:45:46,235
Snowman! How are
your vocal cords?
708
00:45:46,236 --> 00:45:48,154
Well, my vocal cords are fine.
709
00:45:48,155 --> 00:45:50,990
I'm a little worried
about Fred's, now.
710
00:45:50,991 --> 00:45:54,160
He's been gnawing everything in the cab
of this truck, barkin' and scream in'.
711
00:45:54,161 --> 00:45:56,746
I think he's turned into a
stalk of bananas. Come back.
712
00:45:56,747 --> 00:45:57,914
What's your 20?
713
00:45:57,915 --> 00:46:00,833
About 16 miles this
side of Mississippi.
714
00:46:00,834 --> 00:46:04,712
Hold it. I just passed
another Kojak with a Kodak.
715
00:46:04,713 --> 00:46:07,298
This place is crawl in' with
bears. Where the hell are you?
716
00:46:07,299 --> 00:46:08,884
Come back.
717
00:46:08,967 --> 00:46:12,845
I'm still tryin' to get rid
of that Texas county mo untie.
718
00:46:12,846 --> 00:46:14,972
I don't know what
the hell he wants.
719
00:46:14,973 --> 00:46:16,182
You know what he wants.
720
00:46:16,183 --> 00:46:19,644
How would you like to be the
dude that handcuffs a legend?
721
00:46:19,645 --> 00:46:20,978
Listen. Give me five minutes.
722
00:46:20,979 --> 00:46:24,816
We're gonna put some moves on that
mother. I'll meet ya at Old Miss.
723
00:46:24,817 --> 00:46:28,820
Well, you'd better hurry, or we can just
kiss that money good-bye. Understand?
724
00:46:28,821 --> 00:46:30,905
I read you loud
and clear. Ten-four.
725
00:46:30,906 --> 00:46:35,240
You got the one Snowman.
I'm eastbound and down.
726
00:46:35,452 --> 00:46:36,978
We gone, killer.
727
00:46:48,257 --> 00:46:50,007
That's the way I wanna
go out. That's the best.
728
00:46:50,008 --> 00:46:51,822
Hey, man, watch it!
729
00:46:54,930 --> 00:46:56,639
What the hell was that?
730
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:59,054
A left, or a half a "U."
731
00:46:59,226 --> 00:47:02,300
Well, please don't
do it anymore.
732
00:47:03,605 --> 00:47:06,127
Hey, you know who that was?
733
00:47:06,358 --> 00:47:07,733
Check this out.
734
00:47:07,734 --> 00:47:10,486
Bandit, this here's
the Grave Robber.
735
00:47:10,487 --> 00:47:12,321
Put the pedal to the
metal, good buddy,
736
00:47:12,322 --> 00:47:14,657
and we'll hold this county
mo untie as long as we can.
737
00:47:14,658 --> 00:47:16,868
Come on. Well, go, girl, go!
738
00:47:16,869 --> 00:47:19,829
I'm go in'! I'm go in'! I've
got the metal to the pedal,
739
00:47:19,830 --> 00:47:22,352
and the thing to the floor.
740
00:47:49,568 --> 00:47:51,986
Damn, he had a lot
of friends, didn't he?
741
00:47:51,987 --> 00:47:54,864
If they had of cremated
the son of a bitch,
742
00:47:54,865 --> 00:48:01,191
I could've been kick in' that Mr.
Bandit's ass around the moon by now.
743
00:48:15,427 --> 00:48:17,304
Hold my hat!
744
00:48:17,930 --> 00:48:23,260
My hat blew off, Daddy. I hope
your goddamn head was in it.
745
00:48:24,937 --> 00:48:26,938
Ok. We're gonna switch. Ok.
746
00:48:26,939 --> 00:48:29,148
Get up! I'm comin' over.
Oh! Oh, my goodness.
747
00:48:29,149 --> 00:48:31,651
I'm comin' over underneath you.
You can just slide right on over.
748
00:48:31,652 --> 00:48:32,819
Just slide.
749
00:48:32,903 --> 00:48:36,841
I think I'm in love
with your belt buckle.
750
00:48:39,117 --> 00:48:41,578
Close. Colorful, but close.
751
00:48:51,922 --> 00:48:54,774
I like this seat
better anyway.
752
00:48:55,050 --> 00:48:58,412
Yes. Have a smoke.
It seems to help.
753
00:48:58,929 --> 00:49:00,521
Come on, defense!
754
00:49:02,391 --> 00:49:04,267
Come on, Billy Ray, get tough!
755
00:49:04,268 --> 00:49:06,936
You know, I wanted to be
a high fashion model once.
756
00:49:06,937 --> 00:49:07,896
Really?
757
00:49:07,980 --> 00:49:10,773
But, hell, how long can you
model clothes for 8-year-olds?
758
00:49:10,774 --> 00:49:15,237
Boys. Besides that,
my cheeks were too fat.
759
00:49:15,404 --> 00:49:17,194
These cheeks. These.
760
00:49:22,327 --> 00:49:25,830
Oh, my goodness, we're
airborne here. Jesus Christ!
761
00:49:25,831 --> 00:49:29,208
Oh, look, a football game! There's
kids! For Christ's sake, watch out!
762
00:49:29,209 --> 00:49:30,960
I know they're kids. What do
you think I think they are?
763
00:49:30,961 --> 00:49:33,629
Don't hit the kids! Get
your hands off my wheel!
764
00:49:33,630 --> 00:49:39,050
Oh, lean to the left, lean to
the right What are ya do in'?
765
00:49:47,561 --> 00:49:53,024
Stand up there and see if you
can see where the hell they went.
766
00:49:53,025 --> 00:49:54,775
Can you see anything?
767
00:49:54,776 --> 00:49:56,694
Yeah, it's a football game.
768
00:49:56,695 --> 00:49:58,237
Can we watch, Daddy?
769
00:49:58,238 --> 00:50:01,657
You stay and watch the
game. I'm go in' back!
770
00:50:01,658 --> 00:50:02,701
Daddy.
771
00:50:07,706 --> 00:50:09,540
Bandit, you're reckless
772
00:50:09,541 --> 00:50:11,959
And you live much too hard
773
00:50:11,960 --> 00:50:14,260
Ought to be in Nashville.
774
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,881
Yo, Snowman, are
ya out there, son?
775
00:50:16,882 --> 00:50:19,216
What's your 20? Where are you?
776
00:50:19,217 --> 00:50:23,513
I'm at mile marker
85. Come back.
777
00:50:23,889 --> 00:50:26,171
Son of a gun! So am I!
778
00:50:30,103 --> 00:50:34,329
Well, damned if ya
ain't. Damned if ya ain't.
779
00:50:54,419 --> 00:50:55,723
Cledus? Yeah.
780
00:50:55,796 --> 00:50:56,921
This is Frog.
781
00:50:56,922 --> 00:50:58,756
Hello, Frog. I want
you to meet Fred, Frog.
782
00:50:58,757 --> 00:50:59,925
Hey, Fred.
783
00:51:00,008 --> 00:51:02,426
This is for Fred.
Frog, feed Fred.
784
00:51:02,427 --> 00:51:04,553
Fine. What the
hell's wrong with you?
785
00:51:04,554 --> 00:51:06,681
You told me you were gonna dump
the chick at the truck stop.
786
00:51:06,682 --> 00:51:07,932
Ran into complications,
that's all.
787
00:51:07,933 --> 00:51:09,809
You're always runnin' into
complications. It's pretty here.
788
00:51:09,810 --> 00:51:11,602
Always the same, you
run into some chick.
789
00:51:11,603 --> 00:51:13,270
We ain't do in' no
good on the time at all.
790
00:51:13,271 --> 00:51:14,939
What the hell are we
standing here yap pin' for?
791
00:51:14,940 --> 00:51:16,440
We gotta get going.
It's the chick.
792
00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:17,637
Here we go.
793
00:51:19,903 --> 00:51:23,793
Switch down to the next
channel, right? Yeah.
794
00:51:24,449 --> 00:51:27,369
Hey, Bandit? Nice ass.
795
00:51:27,786 --> 00:51:30,374
Thanks a lot. Thanks a lot.
796
00:51:30,956 --> 00:51:32,165
Bye.
797
00:51:39,673 --> 00:51:41,590
All right, Fred. Come
on. Let's go, boy.
798
00:51:41,591 --> 00:51:44,468
Come on. Up here,
Fred. Come on. Come on.
799
00:51:44,469 --> 00:51:47,789
I'm tired of pick
in' you up Fred!
800
00:51:50,350 --> 00:51:53,070
Did Cledus call you a legend?
801
00:51:53,478 --> 00:51:54,479
Uh-huh.
802
00:51:55,105 --> 00:51:56,440
Why?
803
00:51:57,816 --> 00:52:02,240
Well, I used to do some
crazy things. I used to.
804
00:52:06,283 --> 00:52:07,951
So did I.
805
00:52:08,285 --> 00:52:10,662
One. Two. Three. Four.
806
00:52:10,746 --> 00:52:12,998
Five. Six. Seven. Eight.
807
00:52:13,165 --> 00:52:16,042
One. Two. I'm a gypsy. Four.
808
00:52:16,126 --> 00:52:18,878
That's someone who goes from
chorus line to chorus line.
809
00:52:18,879 --> 00:52:21,381
Six. Seven. Eight.
810
00:52:22,424 --> 00:52:25,498
You know, I was
on Broadway once.
811
00:52:25,761 --> 00:52:27,387
Really?
812
00:52:27,637 --> 00:52:29,649
For almost 12 minutes.
813
00:52:30,515 --> 00:52:33,058
The show closed
the first night.
814
00:52:33,059 --> 00:52:38,833
God, I was so good. You should've
seen me. You'd have loved me.
815
00:52:45,155 --> 00:52:46,948
What do you do?
816
00:52:47,532 --> 00:52:50,410
Well, I. Straight.
817
00:52:53,038 --> 00:52:56,750
I just go from place to place
818
00:52:56,833 --> 00:52:59,025
and do what I do best.
819
00:52:59,211 --> 00:53:00,473
What's that?
820
00:53:01,296 --> 00:53:02,589
Show off.
821
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:09,930
Yeah. You do do that well.
822
00:53:13,016 --> 00:53:14,684
You do.
823
00:53:16,436 --> 00:53:19,438
So do I. Five.
Six. Seven. Eight.
824
00:53:19,439 --> 00:53:21,566
For almost 12 minutes.
825
00:53:22,317 --> 00:53:23,819
Oh, shut up.
826
00:53:25,904 --> 00:53:28,155
Come here, Fred.
Come here, boy. Come.
827
00:53:28,156 --> 00:53:31,242
Fred, don't you make
me come after you.
828
00:53:31,243 --> 00:53:34,621
Get over here,
Fred! Come here.
829
00:53:34,955 --> 00:53:39,583
I'm in a hurry, and you want to take
a swim. You're drivin' me crazy, Fred.
830
00:53:39,584 --> 00:53:41,419
Oh, get up here.
831
00:53:43,713 --> 00:53:46,257
What is the matter
with you, Fred?
832
00:53:46,258 --> 00:53:52,584
That's it for you and the truck
drivin', I'll tell you that right now.
833
00:53:58,645 --> 00:54:00,729
Look, I've got to go ten-100.
834
00:54:00,730 --> 00:54:02,064
Could I have a dime?
835
00:54:02,065 --> 00:54:04,234
Crawl under. Terrific.
836
00:54:05,944 --> 00:54:07,445
Crawl under.
837
00:54:14,369 --> 00:54:17,839
Howdy. Trans Am!
What's your pleasures?
838
00:54:17,873 --> 00:54:19,777
Fill it up, my man.
839
00:54:20,667 --> 00:54:22,669
Give me that talker.
840
00:54:25,589 --> 00:54:28,675
Hello? Mr. Bandit?
841
00:54:29,301 --> 00:54:33,137
Would you just happen to
be listen in' out there?
842
00:54:33,138 --> 00:54:35,174
Can you hear me, boy?
843
00:54:36,808 --> 00:54:39,810
This is the Bandit.
Who've I got at that end?
844
00:54:39,811 --> 00:54:43,522
This is Sheriff Buford
T. Justice of Texas.
845
00:54:43,523 --> 00:54:45,066
Well, hot damn.
846
00:54:45,150 --> 00:54:46,984
Welcome to
Mississippi, Sheriff.
847
00:54:46,985 --> 00:54:48,777
Thank you, Mr. Bandit.
848
00:54:48,778 --> 00:54:53,657
And I got a big welcome wait in'
for you when I get you back home,
849
00:54:53,658 --> 00:54:55,619
you sombitch!
850
00:54:55,827 --> 00:54:58,329
Don't you cuss on
this here radio.
851
00:54:58,330 --> 00:55:02,583
I apologize to all the friendly
folk who are listen in'.
852
00:55:02,584 --> 00:55:05,420
Now hear this, you tick turd.
853
00:55:05,921 --> 00:55:07,463
I'm gonna get you.
854
00:55:07,464 --> 00:55:12,343
I didn't come all the way this
far to go home with empty pockets.
855
00:55:12,344 --> 00:55:14,553
I been mean in'
to ask you that.
856
00:55:14,554 --> 00:55:16,221
How come you're follow in' me?
857
00:55:16,222 --> 00:55:19,683
I'd be delighted to
tell you, Mr. Bandit.
858
00:55:19,684 --> 00:55:24,147
You see, when I
get you back home,
859
00:55:24,439 --> 00:55:28,641
I'm gonna find the tallest
tree in the country.
860
00:55:29,152 --> 00:55:32,604
And then I'm gonna
hang you from it.
861
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:34,282
Sheriff?
862
00:55:34,366 --> 00:55:35,916
I'm listen in'.
863
00:55:35,992 --> 00:55:39,774
Do the letters F.O.
mean anything to you?
864
00:55:42,874 --> 00:55:44,668
Smart ale ck.
865
00:55:47,504 --> 00:55:49,630
Tell you what, partner, you
keep this one for yourself.
866
00:55:49,631 --> 00:55:52,758
All right. Have a
smooth ride, Mr. Bandit.
867
00:55:52,759 --> 00:55:54,483
Thank you, partner.
868
00:56:05,063 --> 00:56:07,564
Hello, there, Snowman.
I'm right beside you, son.
869
00:56:07,565 --> 00:56:10,859
Looks like we got a clear shot all
the way to the 'Bama state line.
870
00:56:10,860 --> 00:56:13,654
Oh, a clear shot to
the 'Bama state line?
871
00:56:13,655 --> 00:56:15,864
I'm gonna believe
that when I see it.
872
00:56:15,865 --> 00:56:20,744
This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice
puttin' out an all-point advisory.
873
00:56:20,745 --> 00:56:25,834
That black Trans Am is
now headed toward Alabama.
874
00:56:26,584 --> 00:56:28,628
What happened, Daddy?
875
00:56:29,421 --> 00:56:32,340
Get back in the goddamn car.
876
00:56:36,678 --> 00:56:40,806
You know who I feel has really
revolutionized American musical theater?
877
00:56:40,807 --> 00:56:42,391
That Stephen Sondheim.
878
00:56:42,392 --> 00:56:43,852
Yeah? Yeah.
879
00:56:43,935 --> 00:56:46,645
Who's he Who's that?
Stephen Sondheim?
880
00:56:46,646 --> 00:56:49,106
Yeah. Does he do a lot
of musicals and stuff?
881
00:56:49,107 --> 00:56:50,108
Yeah.
882
00:56:50,191 --> 00:56:51,942
He ever do anything
with Brenda Lee?
883
00:56:51,943 --> 00:56:53,403
Does she dance?
884
00:56:53,987 --> 00:56:55,571
She spins. She's
a little spinner.
885
00:56:55,572 --> 00:56:57,364
They were a good group.
886
00:56:57,365 --> 00:56:59,116
The Spinners were
good. Yeah. Yeah.
887
00:56:59,117 --> 00:57:01,785
Have you ever been in any
high school plays and stuff?
888
00:57:01,786 --> 00:57:05,856
Holy shit. We got a
lot of company up there.
889
00:57:06,124 --> 00:57:07,834
A lot of company.
890
00:57:07,917 --> 00:57:11,477
Sarge, here he comes.
Yeah, I got eyes.
891
00:57:23,391 --> 00:57:25,205
Are you ready, Roy?
892
00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,312
I was born ready.
893
00:57:27,395 --> 00:57:29,480
Don't just stand
there. Let's go get him!
894
00:57:29,481 --> 00:57:31,148
Drives pretty good,
don't he, Sarge?
895
00:57:31,149 --> 00:57:33,185
We'll see about that.
896
00:57:52,170 --> 00:57:54,214
Sarge, you ok?
897
00:57:54,339 --> 00:57:57,017
You see me movin', don't ya?
898
00:58:16,736 --> 00:58:20,980
Wanna do a little pond
hopping, Frog? Oh, swell.
899
00:59:30,977 --> 00:59:34,104
Now, I know you're in
a little distress here,
900
00:59:34,105 --> 00:59:37,608
but did you see a
black Trans Am go by?
901
00:59:37,609 --> 00:59:39,568
He caused all of
this, the Bandit.
902
00:59:39,569 --> 00:59:41,539
Ain't he some thin'?
903
00:59:42,030 --> 00:59:46,322
The Bandit ain't no
thin'. He's a mental case.
904
00:59:50,538 --> 00:59:52,582
Good shit!
905
00:59:53,708 --> 00:59:56,461
Banzai!
906
01:00:00,089 --> 01:00:03,051
I saw that, you sombitch!
907
01:00:03,134 --> 01:00:05,386
You did that on purpose!
908
01:00:05,470 --> 01:00:07,804
You're go in' away
till you're gray!
909
01:00:07,805 --> 01:00:10,432
I got the evidence! Put
the evidence in the car.
910
01:00:10,433 --> 01:00:11,684
But, Daddy.
911
01:00:11,768 --> 01:00:14,356
Put the evidence in the car!
912
01:00:14,562 --> 01:00:18,733
I'm gonna barbecue
your ass in molasses!
913
01:00:26,241 --> 01:00:28,895
Put the evidence in the back.
914
01:00:36,501 --> 01:00:40,463
There's no way, no way,
915
01:00:40,546 --> 01:00:43,686
that you could
come from my loins.
916
01:00:45,301 --> 01:00:48,345
Soon as I get home, the
first thing I'm gonna do
917
01:00:48,346 --> 01:00:51,354
is punch your
mama in the mouth.
918
01:01:00,775 --> 01:01:04,569
I'll be with you in
a moment, young man.
919
01:01:04,570 --> 01:01:09,032
Bandit, honey, this is the Good
Witch of the North speak in'.
920
01:01:09,033 --> 01:01:11,535
You'd better not
come this way.
921
01:01:11,536 --> 01:01:16,040
There's been a little
fender bender here on 64.
922
01:01:16,374 --> 01:01:17,833
Snowman, did you copy that?
923
01:01:17,834 --> 01:01:19,710
Yeah, I got a great
big four on that.
924
01:01:19,711 --> 01:01:22,421
That'll work for me,
'cause I need to pull off,
925
01:01:22,422 --> 01:01:25,549
suck up a little go-go juice and
put some groceries down my neck.
926
01:01:25,550 --> 01:01:27,592
Y'all be careful and
I'll catch ya later.
927
01:01:27,593 --> 01:01:29,970
One Snowman. I'm
play in' on the side.
928
01:01:29,971 --> 01:01:32,055
We'll be ten-ten
on the side, son.
929
01:01:32,056 --> 01:01:35,642
Lady, don't you know
you're supposed to signal?
930
01:01:35,643 --> 01:01:36,894
Oh.
931
01:01:37,353 --> 01:01:38,730
Really?
932
01:01:47,739 --> 01:01:52,118
They call you the Bandit
933
01:01:52,910 --> 01:01:57,498
An outlaw untamed
934
01:01:57,582 --> 01:02:02,086
Shackled only by freedom
935
01:02:03,379 --> 01:02:05,798
You wear no man's chain
936
01:02:05,882 --> 01:02:09,217
We got some time. You wanna
stretch your legs, Frog?
937
01:02:09,218 --> 01:02:11,011
Some say they despise you
938
01:02:11,012 --> 01:02:12,263
Sure.
939
01:02:13,431 --> 01:02:17,101
Well, maybe they do
940
01:02:19,020 --> 01:02:23,066
But deep down inside them
941
01:02:23,775 --> 01:02:27,320
I bet they wish they were you
942
01:02:45,963 --> 01:02:47,631
Fill her up, hoss. Yeah.
943
01:02:47,632 --> 01:02:50,843
Come on, Frederick.
My boy, my boy.
944
01:02:51,302 --> 01:02:55,222
Let's go get some of
Lamar's greasy spoon.
945
01:02:55,223 --> 01:02:59,095
I'm gonna put you on
a diet, Fred. Mercy.
946
01:03:01,145 --> 01:03:04,732
Come on, Fred. Come on, boy.
947
01:03:05,691 --> 01:03:07,026
Inside.
948
01:03:08,236 --> 01:03:09,654
Come on, boy.
949
01:03:10,321 --> 01:03:13,305
Lamar, surprise.
Look who's here.
950
01:03:13,408 --> 01:03:15,617
I knew you was
comin'. Hi, Snowman.
951
01:03:15,618 --> 01:03:19,334
What do you mean,
you knew I was comin'?
952
01:03:25,503 --> 01:03:28,004
Lamar, you're rotten to
the core, you know that.
953
01:03:28,005 --> 01:03:30,924
About as rotten as that food
you've been poison in' me with.
954
01:03:30,925 --> 01:03:32,509
How many do you want?
955
01:03:32,510 --> 01:03:34,678
I don't know. Fix
the same thing.
956
01:03:34,679 --> 01:03:37,472
Just cook the
onions this time.
957
01:03:37,473 --> 01:03:39,808
How in the hell have
you been, Sugar Bear?
958
01:03:39,809 --> 01:03:41,184
Pretty good. You, Snowman?
959
01:03:41,185 --> 01:03:44,563
Oh, pretty good,
considering the shape I'm in.
960
01:03:44,564 --> 01:03:46,523
Say hello to Waynette. Ok.
961
01:03:46,524 --> 01:03:49,317
Looks like old
Fred's get tin' fat.
962
01:03:49,318 --> 01:03:50,610
Yeah, tell me about it.
963
01:03:50,611 --> 01:03:53,280
It damn sure ain't from
eatin' the food at this joint.
964
01:03:53,281 --> 01:03:56,157
Tell me about that. I know it.
965
01:03:56,451 --> 01:04:00,954
By the way, where did you get
all them warthogs back there?
966
01:04:00,955 --> 01:04:03,457
Damn if I know. They slid
in here a little while ago.
967
01:04:03,458 --> 01:04:06,585
I'm gonna slide on out.
Catch you later, Snowman.
968
01:04:06,586 --> 01:04:09,754
Yeah, why don't you just leave me?
- Who's ready for beer?
969
01:04:09,755 --> 01:04:11,215
Yes, operator?
970
01:04:11,299 --> 01:04:14,925
This is a collect
call from Cledus Snow.
971
01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:20,391
No, I am not Hank
Snow's brother. No.
972
01:04:23,060 --> 01:04:26,002
Hey, sugar babe,
how you do in'?
973
01:04:28,733 --> 01:04:31,651
Could I ask you
something? Sure.
974
01:04:34,071 --> 01:04:37,697
Do you think we have
anything in common?
975
01:04:37,909 --> 01:04:42,204
I mean, besides being chased around
the country in that fakakta car?
976
01:04:42,205 --> 01:04:43,915
Yeah.
977
01:04:45,249 --> 01:04:47,043
Like what?
978
01:04:47,835 --> 01:04:50,962
Have you ever seen a
Broadway show chorus line?
979
01:04:50,963 --> 01:04:52,715
No.
980
01:04:53,799 --> 01:04:55,760
You like Elton John?
981
01:04:57,553 --> 01:04:59,096
No.
982
01:05:00,723 --> 01:05:03,183
Do you know who
Casey Tibbs is?
983
01:05:03,184 --> 01:05:04,351
Baseball player.
984
01:05:04,352 --> 01:05:07,563
Close. Richard Petty? No.
985
01:05:09,232 --> 01:05:12,235
Waylon Jennings? No.
986
01:05:14,862 --> 01:05:16,780
When you tell
somebody some thin',
987
01:05:16,781 --> 01:05:19,658
it depends on what part of the
United States you're stand in' in
988
01:05:19,659 --> 01:05:22,337
as to just how dumb you are.
989
01:05:26,666 --> 01:05:30,418
Mr. Bandit, you have a lyrical way
of cutting through the bullshit.
990
01:05:30,419 --> 01:05:35,923
And you have a unique way with
the English language, Miss Frog.
991
01:05:38,261 --> 01:05:42,682
Bandit steals a lady's heart
992
01:05:43,474 --> 01:05:46,727
With only a smile
993
01:05:47,144 --> 01:05:49,729
Don't you ever take that
hat off for anything?
994
01:05:49,730 --> 01:05:51,148
Sure.
995
01:05:51,232 --> 01:05:54,568
I take it off for one
thing, and one thing only.
996
01:05:54,569 --> 01:05:58,531
And you live much too hard
997
01:05:59,323 --> 01:06:01,449
Bandit, you're the joker
998
01:06:01,450 --> 01:06:05,620
If we were lost on a
desert island together Yes?
999
01:06:05,621 --> 01:06:10,835
Do you think we'd get
along and talk and things?
1000
01:06:13,421 --> 01:06:14,839
Sure.
1001
01:06:15,673 --> 01:06:17,709
Yeah, we'd get along.
1002
01:06:17,758 --> 01:06:20,051
It'd never be boring,
I can tell you that.
1003
01:06:20,052 --> 01:06:22,352
It would never be boring.
1004
01:06:24,890 --> 01:06:26,892
Take your hat off.
1005
01:06:29,270 --> 01:06:30,855
If you want to.
1006
01:06:33,024 --> 01:06:36,777
They call you the Bandit
1007
01:06:37,862 --> 01:06:39,155
I want to.
1008
01:06:39,238 --> 01:06:41,741
They call you the Bandit
1009
01:06:43,409 --> 01:06:46,662
They call you the Bandit
1010
01:06:48,623 --> 01:06:52,168
They call you the Bandit
1011
01:07:03,512 --> 01:07:04,805
No.
1012
01:07:04,889 --> 01:07:06,973
Honey, we'll be home in
a little while. I wanna.
1013
01:07:06,974 --> 01:07:08,100
Hey!
1014
01:07:08,434 --> 01:07:10,800
Is this your goddamn mutt?
1015
01:07:12,772 --> 01:07:17,154
Honey, I got I gotta
go. I'II I gotta go. Bye.
1016
01:07:17,568 --> 01:07:19,069
Yeah, that's my dog. Yeah.
1017
01:07:19,070 --> 01:07:21,106
Well, he just bit me.
1018
01:07:21,739 --> 01:07:23,406
Fred! Come here, Fred.
1019
01:07:23,407 --> 01:07:25,599
I said he just bit me.
1020
01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:28,244
Put the son of a bitch out of
his misery. Let's roast him.
1021
01:07:28,245 --> 01:07:31,343
That's not a bad
ideia. Eat him.
1022
01:07:31,415 --> 01:07:34,501
I don't think Fred
bit you, mister.
1023
01:07:34,502 --> 01:07:37,552
Fred absolutely
don't like grease.
1024
01:07:42,134 --> 01:07:44,095
Gearjammer, huh?
1025
01:07:44,387 --> 01:07:46,639
King of the Road, huh?
1026
01:07:51,394 --> 01:07:55,710
It's time you get out.
That's a big ten-four.
1027
01:08:45,990 --> 01:08:48,800
How much do I owe you, Billy?
1028
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:50,745
$73.84.
1029
01:08:50,828 --> 01:08:53,288
Never mind. Just
keep the change.
1030
01:08:53,289 --> 01:08:55,829
Sorry what happened, Snowman.
1031
01:08:57,585 --> 01:08:59,135
It's ok, Lamar.
1032
01:09:27,990 --> 01:09:29,241
Far out.
1033
01:09:34,663 --> 01:09:38,379
What the hell is
this, a drive-in movie?
1034
01:09:41,045 --> 01:09:44,605
Get off of there,
you schnauzer's dick!
1035
01:10:04,902 --> 01:10:06,694
How do, Officer? My name's.
1036
01:10:06,695 --> 01:10:10,240
I don't care if your
name's Broderick Crawford.
1037
01:10:10,241 --> 01:10:14,244
Don't you know you can't drive a
piece of shit like that on the highway?
1038
01:10:14,245 --> 01:10:18,081
I'll thank you not to use that
kind of language in my presence.
1039
01:10:18,082 --> 01:10:22,336
Never mind that crap.
What the hell is this?
1040
01:10:22,920 --> 01:10:25,005
This is evidence.
1041
01:10:25,089 --> 01:10:26,090
Evidence?
1042
01:10:26,173 --> 01:10:28,091
Well, I don't care what it is.
1043
01:10:28,092 --> 01:10:31,511
You can't drive this piece
of shit on my highway.
1044
01:10:31,512 --> 01:10:34,430
I'm tell in' you
for the last time.
1045
01:10:34,431 --> 01:10:36,808
I happen to have my
young son in the car,
1046
01:10:36,809 --> 01:10:39,352
and I don't wanna hear
that kinda language.
1047
01:10:39,353 --> 01:10:44,483
Look, I'm askin' you one
single, goddamn. Hold it!
1048
01:10:44,775 --> 01:10:47,027
Hold it!
1049
01:10:47,111 --> 01:10:51,282
Don't you ever, ever
raise your voice to me!
1050
01:10:51,448 --> 01:10:53,449
Do you know who
you're talk in' to?
1051
01:10:53,450 --> 01:10:56,662
I happen to be
Buford T. Justice,
1052
01:10:56,745 --> 01:11:00,874
a distinguished officer of
over 30 years' seniority!
1053
01:11:00,875 --> 01:11:04,961
One of the most highly-respected
law enforcement agents
1054
01:11:04,962 --> 01:11:07,882
in the United
States of America.
1055
01:11:07,965 --> 01:11:11,176
That vehicle happens
to be evidence,
1056
01:11:11,510 --> 01:11:13,387
valuable evidence,
1057
01:11:13,470 --> 01:11:16,264
that's going to
convict a maniac
1058
01:11:16,265 --> 01:11:18,850
that I've been
tryin' to apprehend
1059
01:11:18,851 --> 01:11:25,357
and that I have been in high-speed
pursuit of for 700 miles!
1060
01:11:27,318 --> 01:11:30,195
He is wanted for a Mann Act,
1061
01:11:30,279 --> 01:11:36,076
kidnap pin', and the attempted
murder of over 20 brother officers.
1062
01:11:42,333 --> 01:11:44,710
Sir, I'm sorry.
1063
01:11:45,753 --> 01:11:47,303
I had no ideia.
1064
01:11:48,005 --> 01:11:49,631
It never occurred to me.
1065
01:11:49,632 --> 01:11:53,676
Well, please, sir, you proceed
immediately. And, well, sir, I.
1066
01:11:53,677 --> 01:11:57,805
I hope you'll accept my
apologies for my profanity.
1067
01:11:57,806 --> 01:12:00,809
Apology accepted. Now.
1068
01:12:11,862 --> 01:12:15,365
How about you, Bandit? You
copy this, Snowman? Come on.
1069
01:12:15,366 --> 01:12:17,200
I got ya, son. Come on back.
1070
01:12:17,201 --> 01:12:19,869
You ain't gonna believe this,
1071
01:12:19,870 --> 01:12:22,246
but I just did my
imitation of Joe Palooka.
1072
01:12:22,247 --> 01:12:25,333
I went a few rounds with some
dudes at this eat-'em-up joint.
1073
01:12:25,334 --> 01:12:27,710
Oh, I believe ya. I believe
anything you tell me.
1074
01:12:27,711 --> 01:12:30,046
How'd ya do, same as always?
1075
01:12:30,047 --> 01:12:31,771
Yeah, 'bout normal.
1076
01:12:31,840 --> 01:12:33,634
I lost.
1077
01:12:33,926 --> 01:12:39,722
Hey, look, we also lost a lot of valuable
time, too. We gonna really have to cook.
1078
01:12:39,723 --> 01:12:44,015
- Is that a ten-four?
- That's a big ten-four.
1079
01:12:54,655 --> 01:12:59,075
Actually, my heaviest relationship
was with an acid-rock singer
1080
01:12:59,076 --> 01:13:01,036
named Robert Crumly.
1081
01:13:01,120 --> 01:13:04,288
We were together
eight and a half days.
1082
01:13:04,289 --> 01:13:06,874
God, I really
thought that was it.
1083
01:13:06,875 --> 01:13:07,960
And?
1084
01:13:08,210 --> 01:13:11,587
One day I came home and
found him in the shower.
1085
01:13:11,588 --> 01:13:14,675
With a girl and her mother!
1086
01:13:14,842 --> 01:13:18,558
Well, at least he
kept it in the family.
1087
01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:29,147
You have a wonderful
way of putting things.
1088
01:13:29,148 --> 01:13:31,608
So did he. Oh, yes.
1089
01:13:36,697 --> 01:13:40,241
Breaker one-nine. Breaker
one-nine. This is the Bandit.
1090
01:13:40,242 --> 01:13:43,745
I'm look in' for a
west-bounder on Highway 85.
1091
01:13:43,746 --> 01:13:46,247
I need a Smokey report,
and I need it bad, son.
1092
01:13:46,248 --> 01:13:48,499
This is Foxy Lady, Bandit.
1093
01:13:48,500 --> 01:13:50,460
We heard you were comin' by,
1094
01:13:50,461 --> 01:13:53,004
and we decided we'd take
care of those bears for you.
1095
01:13:53,005 --> 01:13:56,215
You know, a little
"personalized service."
1096
01:13:56,216 --> 01:13:58,634
Well, just send me
the bill, Foxy Lady.
1097
01:13:58,635 --> 01:14:02,472
Better yet, why don't you
come by and pay up in person?
1098
01:14:02,473 --> 01:14:05,558
I'll catch you on the
flip side, darlin'.
1099
01:14:05,559 --> 01:14:06,851
I'm too pooped to pop.
1100
01:14:06,852 --> 01:14:08,644
Daddy, listen. Shut up!
1101
01:14:08,645 --> 01:14:10,146
But I'm just ahead of you.
1102
01:14:10,147 --> 01:14:14,085
I'm at mile marker
86. Come on by, Bandit.
1103
01:14:14,234 --> 01:14:15,985
All right, you
talked me into it.
1104
01:14:15,986 --> 01:14:18,238
Now I got that sombitch,
1105
01:14:18,322 --> 01:14:21,420
and I got him
with his fly open.
1106
01:14:22,534 --> 01:14:24,827
Well, what're we gonna
do when we get home?
1107
01:14:24,828 --> 01:14:28,165
Go to bed for a
week. Good ideia.
1108
01:14:29,833 --> 01:14:31,293
And sleep.
1109
01:14:32,795 --> 01:14:33,921
Wanna bet?
1110
01:14:35,047 --> 01:14:39,008
Hey, Orville, you seen that new
waitress down at the diner, name Arlene?
1111
01:14:39,009 --> 01:14:41,010
She's got some nice
legs. She's look in' good.
1112
01:14:41,011 --> 01:14:42,720
I'd like to take a run on her.
1113
01:14:42,721 --> 01:14:45,056
Oh, man, what are you talk
in' about? I'm tell in' ya.
1114
01:14:45,057 --> 01:14:47,141
Let me tell you some
thin' about that.
1115
01:14:47,142 --> 01:14:50,636
Tell ya, she makes
herself a batch of.
1116
01:14:50,854 --> 01:14:53,376
Feel lucky? Let's get him.
1117
01:14:57,861 --> 01:15:01,447
This is Car Four. We're in
pursuit of the black Trans Am.
1118
01:15:01,448 --> 01:15:03,064
It's the Bandit.
1119
01:15:11,917 --> 01:15:13,836
Eastbound and down
1120
01:15:13,919 --> 01:15:15,628
Loaded up and truck in'
1121
01:15:15,629 --> 01:15:18,840
We gonna do what
they say can't be done
1122
01:15:18,841 --> 01:15:23,511
We've got a long way to go
and a short time to get there
1123
01:15:23,512 --> 01:15:24,720
I'm eastbound
1124
01:15:24,721 --> 01:15:27,141
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1125
01:15:27,474 --> 01:15:29,226
Oh, shit.
1126
01:15:35,149 --> 01:15:37,942
Breaker one-nine.
Breaker one-nine.
1127
01:15:37,943 --> 01:15:41,070
I see a portable gas station
ahead of me. Do you copy?
1128
01:15:41,071 --> 01:15:43,072
Is this Bandit? This is Mr. B,
1129
01:15:43,073 --> 01:15:44,824
and I'm gear jam min'
this roll in' refinery.
1130
01:15:44,825 --> 01:15:46,742
You got another
Smokey on the rubber?
1131
01:15:46,743 --> 01:15:50,913
It's the Bandit, son. Can we
slide right into your convoy there?
1132
01:15:50,914 --> 01:15:53,916
Come ahead, Bandit. We'll slip
you into the rock in' chair,
1133
01:15:53,917 --> 01:15:56,571
play a little
hide-and-seek.
1134
01:15:56,628 --> 01:16:00,339
The welcome mat is out,
and you're comin' home.
1135
01:16:00,340 --> 01:16:02,092
Ten-four.
1136
01:16:03,594 --> 01:16:07,640
We're going in the
rocking chair, honey. Good.
1137
01:16:11,101 --> 01:16:14,043
Trucks, I love
'em. I love 'em.
1138
01:16:19,234 --> 01:16:22,818
This is not a convoy.
This is a dream.
1139
01:16:31,413 --> 01:16:34,123
They can see right down
into this car, you know that?
1140
01:16:34,124 --> 01:16:35,499
Well, so what?
1141
01:16:35,500 --> 01:16:42,198
That's why I used to love to drive those
trucks, darlin'. Spot those beavers.
1142
01:16:43,717 --> 01:16:45,968
Safe as in your mother's
womb here, darlin'.
1143
01:16:45,969 --> 01:16:47,762
Is that right? Yeah.
1144
01:16:47,763 --> 01:16:49,472
Son, never mind them brakes
1145
01:16:49,473 --> 01:16:50,681
Let it all hang out
1146
01:16:50,682 --> 01:16:53,142
'Cause we got a run to make
1147
01:16:53,143 --> 01:16:55,144
The boys are
thirsty in Atlanta
1148
01:16:55,145 --> 01:16:57,271
And there's beer in Texarkana
1149
01:16:57,272 --> 01:17:01,150
And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
1150
01:17:01,151 --> 01:17:03,070
Eastbound and down
1151
01:17:03,153 --> 01:17:05,029
Loaded up and truck in'
1152
01:17:05,030 --> 01:17:08,407
We gonna do what
they say can't be done
1153
01:17:08,408 --> 01:17:10,534
We've got a long way to go
1154
01:17:10,535 --> 01:17:12,703
And a short time to get there
1155
01:17:12,704 --> 01:17:13,871
I'm eastbound
1156
01:17:13,872 --> 01:17:16,333
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1157
01:17:32,557 --> 01:17:34,725
Old Smokey's got them ears on
1158
01:17:34,726 --> 01:17:36,918
He's hot on your trail
1159
01:17:36,937 --> 01:17:40,356
He ain't gonna rest
till you're in jail
1160
01:17:40,357 --> 01:17:42,400
So you gotta dodge
him You gotta duck him
1161
01:17:42,401 --> 01:17:44,694
You gotta keep that
diesel truck in'
1162
01:17:44,695 --> 01:17:48,615
Just put that hammer
down and give it hell
1163
01:17:52,536 --> 01:17:55,496
Thank you, Mr. B. I don't
know how to thank ya.
1164
01:17:55,497 --> 01:17:58,207
You can thank me by
not get tin' caught.
1165
01:17:58,208 --> 01:18:01,836
Have a good day and a better
one tomorrow, good buddy.
1166
01:18:01,837 --> 01:18:04,380
Hey, Bandit, this
is Little Beaver.
1167
01:18:04,381 --> 01:18:08,050
Put your foot on the floor. We
got your back door, and I'm clear.
1168
01:18:08,051 --> 01:18:12,961
That's a ten-four. Snowman,
you got your ears on, son?
1169
01:18:13,890 --> 01:18:16,142
You've got him,
you lucky devil.
1170
01:18:16,143 --> 01:18:18,602
You're about to
come up on a convoy.
1171
01:18:18,603 --> 01:18:21,272
Keep your rubber band
stretched real tight.
1172
01:18:21,273 --> 01:18:27,278
Ten-four, ten-four. I'm bring in'
it, son. I'm bring in' it. I'm clear.
1173
01:18:27,279 --> 01:18:29,156
Eastbound and down
1174
01:18:29,239 --> 01:18:31,157
Loaded up and truck in'
1175
01:18:31,158 --> 01:18:34,452
We gonna do what
they say can't be done
1176
01:18:34,453 --> 01:18:36,704
We've got a long way to go
1177
01:18:36,705 --> 01:18:38,748
And a short time to get there
1178
01:18:38,749 --> 01:18:40,083
I'm eastbound
1179
01:18:40,167 --> 01:18:42,502
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1180
01:18:42,586 --> 01:18:44,420
Keep your foot
hard on the pedal
1181
01:18:44,421 --> 01:18:46,589
Son, never mind them brakes
1182
01:18:46,590 --> 01:18:47,798
Let it all hang out
1183
01:18:47,799 --> 01:18:50,411
'Cause we got a run to make
1184
01:18:50,552 --> 01:18:52,553
The boys are
thirsty in Atlanta
1185
01:18:52,554 --> 01:18:54,513
And there's beer in Texarkana
1186
01:18:54,514 --> 01:18:58,872
But we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
1187
01:18:59,019 --> 01:19:00,937
Eastbound and down
1188
01:19:01,021 --> 01:19:03,022
Loaded up and truck in'
1189
01:19:03,023 --> 01:19:06,233
We gonna do what
they say can't be done
1190
01:19:06,234 --> 01:19:08,486
We've got a long way to go
1191
01:19:08,487 --> 01:19:10,696
And a short time to get there
1192
01:19:10,697 --> 01:19:11,947
I'm eastbound
1193
01:19:11,948 --> 01:19:13,699
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1194
01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:20,380
I don't care if you're the Governor
of Texas. You're makin' a big mistake.
1195
01:19:22,918 --> 01:19:25,416
Read him his rights, Junior.
1196
01:19:25,629 --> 01:19:28,089
"You have the right
to remain silent.
1197
01:19:28,090 --> 01:19:31,717
"Anything you say may be held
against you in a court of law."
1198
01:19:31,718 --> 01:19:34,805
And. What's all this about?
1199
01:19:35,055 --> 01:19:39,308
Why, hello, Officer. Glad
you're here to assist me.
1200
01:19:39,309 --> 01:19:42,228
My name is Sheriff
Buford T. Justice.
1201
01:19:42,229 --> 01:19:46,316
I have just apprehended
the Bandit. No, sir.
1202
01:19:46,775 --> 01:19:49,603
You just apprehended
my captain.
1203
01:19:52,656 --> 01:19:54,198
Take the cuffs off, Junior.
1204
01:19:54,199 --> 01:19:59,151
But, Daddy, we just. Take
the cuffs off, you moose twit!
1205
01:20:04,459 --> 01:20:10,507
May I express my feelings
about inconveniencing ya?
1206
01:20:10,590 --> 01:20:13,926
But if you gonna hang
out in these kinda joints,
1207
01:20:13,927 --> 01:20:16,721
wear a badge on your didie!
1208
01:20:37,576 --> 01:20:39,453
Oh, no.
1209
01:20:40,078 --> 01:20:43,680
Hey, Bandit, hey,
Bandit. Listen to this.
1210
01:20:43,707 --> 01:20:47,209
You know who that is?
That's Mr. Evel Knievel.
1211
01:20:47,210 --> 01:20:49,628
He snuck in my back door
when I wasn't look in'.
1212
01:20:49,629 --> 01:20:51,505
You better flip-flop back
here and give me a hand, son,
1213
01:20:51,506 --> 01:20:53,215
or we gonna be in
a heap of trouble.
1214
01:20:53,216 --> 01:20:55,134
Please roger
that transmission.
1215
01:20:55,135 --> 01:20:58,761
Hold on to Fred. Here
comes the cavalry.
1216
01:21:09,065 --> 01:21:10,609
Howdy, Officer.
1217
01:21:10,692 --> 01:21:13,569
How ya do in'? Give me your
license and manifest, boy.
1218
01:21:13,570 --> 01:21:14,571
Manifest.
1219
01:21:14,654 --> 01:21:17,781
You know you was go
in' 96 miles an hour?
1220
01:21:17,782 --> 01:21:20,034
I was do in' 96. You're
damn right, you was.
1221
01:21:20,035 --> 01:21:22,244
I didn't know this truck
could do 96 miles an hour.
1222
01:21:22,245 --> 01:21:26,207
When the judge gets to you, boy, he's
gonna turn you every way but loose.
1223
01:21:26,208 --> 01:21:28,959
It's time you truckers learn
these roads don't belong to you.
1224
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:30,708
Yeah, I know that.
1225
01:21:37,135 --> 01:21:39,971
You be careful, you hear?
1226
01:22:00,909 --> 01:22:03,702
Whoa. Want a little
piece of advice, Bandit?
1227
01:22:03,703 --> 01:22:05,788
Yeah. Lay it on me, son.
1228
01:22:05,789 --> 01:22:07,748
Don't take your foot
off of that hammer.
1229
01:22:07,749 --> 01:22:10,292
Them bears're about to pour
over you like maple syrup.
1230
01:22:10,293 --> 01:22:11,378
Ten-four.
1231
01:22:47,080 --> 01:22:49,026
You all right? Yeah.
1232
01:22:49,165 --> 01:22:51,208
Son, don't you know
this ain't Saturday?
1233
01:22:51,209 --> 01:22:52,537
Thanks a lot.
1234
01:23:27,954 --> 01:23:32,732
We don't need assistance.
I've got him in my sights.
1235
01:23:37,839 --> 01:23:41,525
Headquarters, disregard
my last transmission.
1236
01:24:10,372 --> 01:24:15,084
Son, you reckon you can
let me off at the next exit?
1237
01:24:15,585 --> 01:24:18,253
Boy, go get your
daddy a beer. Ok.
1238
01:24:18,254 --> 01:24:20,464
I understand every cop
in the state's after him.
1239
01:24:20,465 --> 01:24:22,341
Stay ten-ten.
I'll let you know.
1240
01:24:22,342 --> 01:24:25,636
That's a big
ten-four. I copy you.
1241
01:24:25,637 --> 01:24:29,329
Damn, he's been
stirring up some trouble.
1242
01:24:37,607 --> 01:24:39,401
It's the Bandit!
1243
01:24:55,375 --> 01:24:57,042
I'm hot to trot, longshot.
1244
01:24:57,043 --> 01:25:00,254
Just tell me how I can help
and I'm with ya, body and soul.
1245
01:25:00,255 --> 01:25:03,590
Channel clear. Breaker
one-nine. Breaker one-nine.
1246
01:25:03,591 --> 01:25:06,385
Is that Hot Pants Hilliard
I hear yak kin' out there?
1247
01:25:06,386 --> 01:25:07,761
And who wants to know?
1248
01:25:07,762 --> 01:25:09,430
This is the Bandit, darling.
1249
01:25:09,431 --> 01:25:12,975
Well, where are you, you
bodied-up, smooth-talk in' thing?
1250
01:25:12,976 --> 01:25:15,644
And how can I
help? Bring it back.
1251
01:25:15,645 --> 01:25:18,731
You still work in' at that
choke-and-puke on west 85?
1252
01:25:18,732 --> 01:25:22,818
Affirmative, affirmative.
I'm still dish in' it out.
1253
01:25:22,819 --> 01:25:27,823
We're gonna come scream in' by there in five
minutes with a herd of Smokeys on our ass.
1254
01:25:27,824 --> 01:25:30,659
How 'bout get tin' those pallies of
yours out there and block them off?
1255
01:25:30,660 --> 01:25:33,912
Love to! But, hey,
you're gonna owe me one.
1256
01:25:33,913 --> 01:25:35,831
I owe you a big one.
1257
01:25:35,832 --> 01:25:37,666
That's a big ten-four.
1258
01:25:37,667 --> 01:25:39,169
Ten-four.
1259
01:25:41,004 --> 01:25:45,674
All right, gang, we're gonna
go for a big Smokey red 22.
1260
01:25:45,675 --> 01:25:47,555
Ride with me? Yeah.
1261
01:25:53,266 --> 01:25:56,310
You sure we ain't
gonna get in trouble?
1262
01:25:56,311 --> 01:25:58,772
I've done it before.
1263
01:26:13,203 --> 01:26:15,287
We're comin' at you,
darlin'. Are you ready?
1264
01:26:15,288 --> 01:26:17,706
Ready, will in'
and able, Bandit.
1265
01:26:17,707 --> 01:26:20,889
"Ready and willing."
She always was.
1266
01:26:24,923 --> 01:26:28,383
Ok, gang, be alert, be
alert, 'cause here he comes.
1267
01:26:28,384 --> 01:26:30,636
Well, go ahead and answer.
1268
01:26:30,637 --> 01:26:33,180
Ten-four, Hot Pants. We copy.
1269
01:26:33,181 --> 01:26:35,217
Let go of the button.
1270
01:27:17,767 --> 01:27:22,062
Pay dirt. I just picked up
the Bandit eastbound on 95.
1271
01:27:22,063 --> 01:27:23,787
All units converge.
1272
01:27:23,940 --> 01:27:27,326
I copy, Chopper
One. I'm on my way.
1273
01:27:40,290 --> 01:27:45,086
This is Trooper Baker, I'm
heading for the fairgrounds.
1274
01:28:05,607 --> 01:28:10,805
This is Car 12. Bobby Lee and
I have him westbound on 75.
1275
01:28:21,915 --> 01:28:23,540
Cledus, where the hell are we?
1276
01:28:23,541 --> 01:28:26,669
Four miles to go, good buddy.
1277
01:28:28,212 --> 01:28:32,456
Four miles. God damn it!
Four miles. Four miles.
1278
01:28:38,264 --> 01:28:41,726
Bo, did you count on this?
1279
01:28:41,893 --> 01:28:44,979
I mean, all of this?
1280
01:28:49,734 --> 01:28:51,704
No, I didn't, honey.
1281
01:28:57,450 --> 01:29:00,203
Cledus? Talk to me, my boy.
1282
01:29:00,453 --> 01:29:04,164
God damn it, son, we
gave it our best shot.
1283
01:29:04,165 --> 01:29:08,325
I don't like this any
more than you do, but,
1284
01:29:08,378 --> 01:29:11,546
we ain't gonna make it,
son. We're gonna hang it up.
1285
01:29:11,547 --> 01:29:14,508
Whoa, negator y, negator y! What
are you, crazy or some thin'?
1286
01:29:14,509 --> 01:29:16,385
We come this far, ain't we?
1287
01:29:16,386 --> 01:29:19,554
When we say we gonna
do a job, we do a job!
1288
01:29:19,555 --> 01:29:22,474
It's me they're after. They don't
even know Cledus Snow exists.
1289
01:29:22,475 --> 01:29:27,409
Oh, they don't? Well, I'll
tell you what we gonna do.
1290
01:29:28,147 --> 01:29:30,023
We just gonna introduce
them to the boy.
1291
01:29:30,024 --> 01:29:31,692
So move over a little
bit, good buddy,
1292
01:29:31,693 --> 01:29:34,941
'cause the Snowman
is comin' through.
1293
01:29:35,113 --> 01:29:37,569
Hold on to your ass, Fred.
1294
01:29:46,249 --> 01:29:49,125
Hot damn, we're gonna make it.
1295
01:30:06,686 --> 01:30:09,980
Damn it! Move them vehicles.
We gotta get through there!
1296
01:30:09,981 --> 01:30:12,025
Here they come!
1297
01:30:49,437 --> 01:30:54,545
Daddy, you're about to have
your even in' ruined for you.
1298
01:31:09,123 --> 01:31:10,166
All right.
1299
01:31:10,249 --> 01:31:13,168
We're in trouble. I
know we're in trouble.
1300
01:31:13,169 --> 01:31:15,754
What time is it?
- One minute after.
1301
01:31:15,755 --> 01:31:18,548
God damn, we're 10 minutes
early. We're in trouble.
1302
01:31:18,549 --> 01:31:20,342
We need two things. We
need a way out of here.
1303
01:31:20,343 --> 01:31:21,426
We need the money.
1304
01:31:21,427 --> 01:31:22,803
Well, here's my Cadillac.
1305
01:31:22,804 --> 01:31:24,596
That'll leave me with an
even dozen. Good luck, son.
1306
01:31:24,597 --> 01:31:26,765
Cledus, get the money.
How 'bout the money?
1307
01:31:26,766 --> 01:31:29,434
How 'bout double or no thin'?
How 'bout forget tin' it?
1308
01:31:29,435 --> 01:31:31,186
Wait a minute. What
about double or no thin'?
1309
01:31:31,187 --> 01:31:33,605
You run up to Boston,
bring back some clam chowder
1310
01:31:33,606 --> 01:31:35,524
for me and my daddy.
1311
01:31:35,525 --> 01:31:37,717
You're on. You're on.
1312
01:31:37,735 --> 01:31:40,863
In 18 hours? You're still on.
1313
01:31:42,698 --> 01:31:45,640
You're crazy!
And I'm divorced!
1314
01:31:45,701 --> 01:31:48,733
And you. Ain't
half bad, is it?
1315
01:32:07,390 --> 01:32:12,102
Twenty-to-one I break the
son of a bitch this time.
1316
01:32:16,566 --> 01:32:19,088
Give me $500 on the Bandit.
1317
01:32:25,408 --> 01:32:28,869
Apprehend that horse
ass for reckless drivin'!
1318
01:32:28,870 --> 01:32:29,911
But Daddy, he's.
1319
01:32:29,912 --> 01:32:33,982
Do what I tell you,
you pile of monkey nuts.
1320
01:32:39,714 --> 01:32:42,674
Sheriff Buford T.
Justice, please.
1321
01:32:44,260 --> 01:32:45,553
Who there?
1322
01:32:45,636 --> 01:32:47,762
This is Bandit
Darville talk in'.
1323
01:32:47,763 --> 01:32:50,327
Where are you, you sombitch?
1324
01:32:51,517 --> 01:32:54,895
Before I tell you where I am, Sheriff,
there's just one thing I wanna say.
1325
01:32:54,896 --> 01:32:59,357
You must be part coon dog, 'cause
I been chased by the best of 'em,
1326
01:32:59,358 --> 01:33:02,903
and son, you make 'em look like
they're all runnin' in slow motion.
1327
01:33:02,904 --> 01:33:04,654
I just wanna say that.
1328
01:33:04,655 --> 01:33:07,241
Well, thank you, Mr. Bandit.
1329
01:33:07,325 --> 01:33:09,660
And as the pursuer,
1330
01:33:09,744 --> 01:33:14,956
may I say you're the god
damnedest pursue e I ever pursued.
1331
01:33:14,957 --> 01:33:18,295
Now that the mutual
bullshit is over,
1332
01:33:18,461 --> 01:33:20,795
where are you, you sombitch?
1333
01:33:20,796 --> 01:33:23,048
I'm right down at the
bottom of the hill.
1334
01:33:23,049 --> 01:33:25,467
I'm six-foot-eight,
in a cowboy outfit.
1335
01:33:25,468 --> 01:33:29,471
I got a little pygmy standing beside
me dressed like me. You can't miss me.
1336
01:33:29,472 --> 01:33:31,140
Ten-four.
1337
01:33:34,310 --> 01:33:36,978
Wait a minute.
Scratch that. Hold it.
1338
01:33:36,979 --> 01:33:40,023
I can't lie to you, Sheriff.
You're too good a man.
1339
01:33:40,024 --> 01:33:42,588
Look over your left shoulder.
1340
01:33:47,782 --> 01:33:52,994
We're on our way to Boston to
get some clam chowder. Bye-bye.
1341
01:33:52,995 --> 01:33:55,456
No hard feelings, Junior!
1342
01:33:55,539 --> 01:33:58,583
I'm not givin' up!
I'm not givin' up!
1343
01:33:58,584 --> 01:34:02,504
I'm never gonna give up!
I'm never gonna give up!
1344
01:34:02,505 --> 01:34:04,506
I'll get you, you sombitch!
1345
01:34:04,507 --> 01:34:09,302
Daddy, Daddy, wait for me! Don't
leave me! Who's gonna hold your hat?
1346
01:34:09,303 --> 01:34:13,014
Eastbound and down
Loaded up and truck in'
1347
01:34:13,015 --> 01:34:16,184
We gonna do what
they say can't be done
1348
01:34:16,185 --> 01:34:18,353
We've got a long way to go
1349
01:34:18,354 --> 01:34:20,605
And a short time to get there
1350
01:34:20,606 --> 01:34:21,815
I'm eastbound
1351
01:34:21,816 --> 01:34:24,151
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1352
01:34:24,235 --> 01:34:26,403
Keep your foot
hard on the pedal
1353
01:34:26,404 --> 01:34:28,363
Son, never mind them brakes
1354
01:34:28,364 --> 01:34:29,447
Let it all hang out
1355
01:34:29,448 --> 01:34:32,060
'Cause we got a run to make
1356
01:34:32,201 --> 01:34:34,327
Those boys are
thirsty in Atlanta
1357
01:34:34,328 --> 01:34:36,413
And there's beer in Texarkana
1358
01:34:36,414 --> 01:34:40,583
And we'll bring it back
no matter what it takes
1359
01:34:40,584 --> 01:34:42,253
Eastbound and down
1360
01:34:42,336 --> 01:34:44,379
Loaded up and truck in'
1361
01:34:44,380 --> 01:34:47,549
We gonna do what
they say can't be done
1362
01:34:47,550 --> 01:34:49,759
We've got a long way to go
1363
01:34:49,760 --> 01:34:52,220
And a short time to get there
1364
01:34:52,221 --> 01:34:53,471
I'm eastbound
1365
01:34:53,472 --> 01:34:55,772
Just watch ol' Bandit run
1366
01:35:11,782 --> 01:35:14,242
Old Smokey's got them ears on
1367
01:35:14,243 --> 01:35:16,202
He's hot on your trail
1368
01:35:16,203 --> 01:35:19,372
He ain't gonna rest
'til you're in jail
1369
01:35:19,373 --> 01:35:21,708
So you got to dodge
him You got to duck him
1370
01:35:21,709 --> 01:35:23,918
You've got to keep
that diesel truck in'
1371
01:35:23,919 --> 01:35:25,628
Just put that hammer down
1372
01:35:25,629 --> 01:35:27,590
And give it hell
1373
01:35:28,257 --> 01:35:30,092
Eastbound and down
1374
01:35:30,176 --> 01:35:32,093
Loaded up and truck in'
1375
01:35:32,094 --> 01:35:35,305
We gonna do what
they say can't be done
1376
01:35:35,306 --> 01:35:37,640
We've got a long way to go
1377
01:35:37,641 --> 01:35:39,851
And a short time to get there
1378
01:35:39,852 --> 01:35:41,102
I'm eastbound
1379
01:35:41,103 --> 01:35:43,403
Just watch ol' Bandit run